Doctors are dangerous

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

Doctors:

(A) The number of medical doctors in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.

© Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%.

Statistics courtesy of the U.S.Dept of Health & Human Services

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Guns:

(A) The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000

(yes that's 80 million).

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

© The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%.

Statistics courtesy of the FBI

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So statistically, medical doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

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Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE MEDICAL DOCTOR.

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Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban medical doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

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[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Very interesting information

 

[CaRBoNeTTe 10+ year member]

Yeah they had some investigation over here about it...

Half of the dirty pigs weren't even washing their hands before surgery and passing on all sorts of icky diseases.

Doctors & Nurses are the most overpaid twats.

I've decided I'm going to go to a Vet from now on.

 

[bimma85 5,000+ posts]

Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.[/font]

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Lawl, thats comedy

Whats not funny, is the amount of doctors who have no idea what the fok they're doing //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif. Seen it firsthand myself //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

yea i'm gonna stop going to see a doctor and play with guns now

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

yea i'm gonna stop going to see a doctor and play with guns now

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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

nice made up facts //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[btnhfan 5,000+ posts]

If there is one thing I really do hate, its that doctors need all this protection for lawsuits and things like that.

BTW where did you get those facts from?

 

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

If there is one thing I really do hate, its that doctors need all this protection for lawsuits and things like that.

BTW where did you get those facts from?

its more of a joke than facts, although i am sure that they are somewhat true, they are twisted around a little.

 

[ssj2xxgotenxx 10+ year member]

Doctors don't give a **** about you untill you show them some $$... Then their your bestfriend and THEN they'll care about your wellbeing. I have little to no respect for doctors.... I've lost to many loved ones to, "overlooked" problems that could've been easily fixed a couple of years back.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

how many doctors treat gun shot victoms ?

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

My wife will find this funny as it applies to the never-ending handgun debate we have.

 

[sumone 10+ year member]

Out-of-context statistics. You can't compare someone who services lots of people (doctors) to someone who services very little (gun owners who actually at least brandish a weapon to an individual).

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

im going to kill my doctor before he kills me. this is WAR.

 

[Termlab 10+ year member]

sounds made up, i dont think those are remotely close lol.