Do you pee in the shower??

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

i hang out at a real dive bar sometimes where it is all middle aged people who have been drinking for 20+ years and they are pretty much burnt out. they get hammered and pretty much drink anything that is within reach

a few weeks ago i bought a bottle of MGD, drank half, went to the bathroom and pissed in itto fill it back up. i went back out and set it on the bar to see if any of those fools would drink it

unfortunately a friend called and i had to leave, but i am gonna try again this weekend if i get a chance

 

[Andrew12 10+ year member]

I've peed on poop in a public sink FYI

 

[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

avator?

thats actually me lol. that was about 30 minutes after i pissed over top of him when he was doing the same thing i was

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

i have pissed while on my knees between my gfs legs while she was taking a piss in the toilet, but i am pretty sure most have done that at some point

great bonding experience for relationships

 

[Andrew12 10+ year member]

i hang out at a real dive bar sometimes where it is all middle aged people who have been drinking for 20+ years and they are pretty much burnt out. they get hammered and pretty much drink anything that is within reach
a few weeks ago i bought a bottle of MGD, drank half, went to the bathroom and pissed in itto fill it back up. i went back out and set it on the bar to see if any of those fools would drink it

unfortunately a friend called and i had to leave, but i am gonna try again this weekend if i get a chance

2 kids at a school got arrested for doing that... it was weird though because the kid drank the whole thing before he noticed it was piss... Hmmm? Highly illegal no doubt

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

Pissing w/ a boner FTL

x2 morning wood is worst //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

i hang out at a real dive bar sometimes where it is all middle aged people who have been drinking for 20+ years and they are pretty much burnt out. they get hammered and pretty much drink anything that is within reach
a few weeks ago i bought a bottle of MGD, drank half, went to the bathroom and pissed in itto fill it back up. i went back out and set it on the bar to see if any of those fools would drink it

unfortunately a friend called and i had to leave, but i am gonna try again this weekend if i get a chance

LOL!

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

one time i was totally smashed and then pulled over to a 7-11 to pee. I was faded and just walked rite in when the cashier called out "my friend, where are u going? U need to ask permission before u can go to the restroom"

In my drunken stupor i slurred "well, can i use the bathroom then?" In which he responded, "go right ahead" As i stood there peeing i felt pissed off that he was acting like that, so i decided to repaint the wall and the floor. As i walked out he was explaining to me that it was private property and blah blah blah. I just wanted to get out of there as quickly as i can before he sees the bathroom //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

I took a dump in a urinal at a public park once, it wouldnt go down cause it had the urinal fish net thing in it

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

i dont really aim for the drain, i just aim away from me. it just so happens its usually towards the drain.

i pee everywhere. i dont care. woods, beach, on my way into the house when i come home so i dont have to walk past my room to the bathroom and back again, side of the road, middle of the road, sinks, walls, floors, off balconys, pickup truck beds, on my girlfriend..its all fair game.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

sorry mang... im in a dorm with a shower the size of a phone booth. no bubble baths for me... unless I'm at your house porking your mom in the tub. lemme tell ya....

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

i have pissed while on my knees between my gfs legs while she was taking a piss in the toilet, but i am pretty sure most have done that at some point
great bonding experience for relationships

http://www.gofish.com/player.gfp?gfid=30-1041536

 

[Tonyguy 10+ year member]

I live on the 2nd floor of an apartment and have pissed off my back porch. But I pee in the shower all the time.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Last spring break, I was with my g/f, my roomate, and a couple friends of mine, and we were driving back from dinner at TGI Fridays. Anyways, we're halfway to my house, and my roomate said "Jordan, pull over. I HAVE to use the bathroom." "Hold it" "Unless you want diarrhea all over your seat, I suggest you pull over."

So I pulled into a Publix [grocery store] and he went in the bathroom. It was 10:00, right at closing time. He sees the stall is occupied by an old dude, so he goes and squats over the drain in the floor and shits all over the floor. Then he got the old guy to pass him TP. Needless to say, he ran back out to my car and we left in a hurry.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

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