do this on valentines day for guaranteed v-day poonani

[jsluss17 10+ year member]

buy her a dozen roses and tell her "hold these in front of a mirror to see the 13 most beautiful things on earth"

boom instant poonani/hug action

you're welcome

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[brodeisel 10+ year member]

pics of this working or gtfo

 

[jsluss17 10+ year member]

pics of this working or gtfo

 

[MANTI5 10+ year member]

I don't need to work that hard.

 

[murph 10+ year member]

Put a hole in a box of chocolate insert ***** and say this is all for you. When she opens it up wham instant poonani

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

bloody vday poon...

 

[whitedragon551 5,000+ posts]

Just tell her whats up as the man of the house. Money saved and problem solved.

 

[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

They have free flowers at the cemetery. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif plus I still have some candy left over from last halloween. Free valetines ftw!

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

How in the hell am i supposed to be infront of that many mirrors?

 

[Bettr n' Revrse 5,000+ posts]

Good thing Im working at the nicest flower shop in town in a few hours hahaha

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

the flowers were much happier when they were alive and giving their much needed beauty to our earth ....how would you like it if someone cut you off at the ankles and stuck you in a big urn of water and watched you till every single breath of life seeped out of your veins as you wilted and died while onlookers watched //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

the flowers were much happier when they were alive and giving their much needed beauty to our earth ....how would you like it if someone cut you off at the ankles and stuck you in a big urn of water and watched you till every single breath of life seeped out of your veins as you wilted and died while onlookers watched //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

never knew you were so sensitive. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

never knew you were so sensitive. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

im native american and was taught to appreciate the land...."if one takes for granted Earths gifts...and abuses them...then the earth will take all gifts back from you..."

 

[bannock 10+ year member]

im native american and was taught to appreciate the land...."if one takes for granted Earths gifts...and abuses them...then the earth will take all gifts back from you..."

If only the natives in Canada were like this.....

 

[esmokah 10+ year member]

or the natives where i live. you should see the Rez a week before spring cleanup...

Also, OP, 13 is an unlucky number. you may not get what you are expecting!