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ThatChevyGuy
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sue me, its a ford.
Ok picture this in your mind... I'm at work at the plastics factory (yay) i go to lunch at 12:30 am and eat taco bell. At 2:30am i start to get real bad gas. There is two presses where i am stationed at. Im there, and right behind me is a girl running the other press. She has been blaring some gay coldplay cd for the past week 4-5 times a night and is a dumbfuck. She has a pile of boxes right behind where im sitting, like 2-3 inches. So i feel the rumble and she bends over to pick up a box and i cut a huge wet silent taco hot sauce fart right in her face. Apparently the large fan right beside me covered the stench. I praise jebus she didn't notice. So i continue working. 3-5 minutes later she calls the group leader over and i notice this huge swollen rash covering her face and neck. She gets sent home. Me and jebus +1. Coldplay douche 0.

 
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