Dilemma

[snova031]

I am waiting for FedEx to drop off my Xbox360. They attempted delivery yesterday, but I was at work. Today I am off, and plan to get my 360 here and have hours of fun playing it once again.

The dilemma:

I have to take a dump, hardcore. This is one of the dumps that you can read the New York Times 3 times over.

FedEx driver came at 12:30 yesterday, and usually they come around the same time for the 2nd attempt as well. It's 1 right now, and no delivery yet.

What to do....what to do...

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

open your front door, open the bathroom door, roll out some tape to make a line on the floor, and leave a note @ the front door saying "Come on in and follow the line".

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Bucket by open window at front of house/apartment

Open window, sign for, grab package, continue to poo.

 

[snova031]

open your front door, open the bathroom door, roll out some tape to make a line on the floor, and leave a note @ the front door saying "Come on in and follow the line".

My bathroom is downstairs...there is a bathroom that is upstairs, but the one down here is more homely, and has a much better dumping atmosphere.

 

[Millertime1028 10+ year member]

HAHAA .. ! thats a dilemma allright

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

You may be waiting all day. The other day Fedex attmpted delivery on Sat. Monday then came and went with no sign of those bastages. They finally showed up on Tues.

 

[snova031]

Take the dump. You have plenty of time. It is only 10:00 AM.

Time zones> Spider Monkey

 

[Millertime1028 10+ year member]

1 oclock on the Island

 

[Millertime1028 10+ year member]

Where on L.I? .. I have to head down to fedex in Calverton in like 10 min .. Ill ask them basturds where your prized gaming system is !

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

My bathroom is downstairs...there is a bathroom that is upstairs, but the one down here is more homely, and has a much better dumping atmosphere.

still, make it come to you.

 

[Millertime1028 10+ year member]

Yea when your on the throne people are suppose to come too YOU ! Cant be running around with F*ing Lincoln logs flying out everywhere . comon now

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Write and tape to door...

"On throne...ring bell wait 5 min. If no answer in 5 I cant hold it. I appologize"

 

[Millertime1028 10+ year member]

lol