Detroit lions 2006 schedule...

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

> > DETROIT LIONS

> >

> > 2006-7 Lions SCHEDULE

> >

> >

> > September

> > 14................Taft Junior High School

> > 21................Cub Scout Troop #101

> > 28...............Detroit Blind Academy

> >

> > October

> > 05................Spanish American War Vets

> > 12................Crippled Children's Home

> > 19................Appleton Mental Hospital

> > 26................Girl Scout Troop # 353

> >

> > November

> > 02..................Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic

> > 09.................Depere Boys Choir

> > 16................Korean Amputees

> >

> > SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME

> > December

> > 08..................Sheboygan Gay Boys Club

> > ================================

> > ** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

> > 1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not

> >disconnect

> >knee braces.

> > ==============================================

> > 2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Lions must not

hide

> >the football

> > under their jerseys.

> >

> > ** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

> > 1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the

> >goal line for all

> > you Lion fans that have never seen this) it is still worth

6

> >points.

> >

> > 2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all

> >times.

> >

> > 3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band

> >members

> >at anytime.

> >

> > 4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3

> >for

> >the opposing

> > team.

> >

> > 5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain

of

> >three yards or

> > more, instead of the usual ten yards.

> >

> > =======================================

> >

> > ** NAME CHANGE **

> > The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons"

> >as

> >they are only

> > good for one period and have no second string.

> >

> > ** COACHING CHANGES **

> > Mooch will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no

doubt

> >blow a few, but

> > she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

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[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

Oh man that was funny, where did u pick that up from

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

someone thought it would be cute and e-mailed it too me

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

Man that was great, speaking football this guy told me a rumor that he heard that Brett Farve was going to the Bengals, i was like what i would think he would retire with the green bay packers. I work for a gas company and i had to go to his house this dude was a true fan he had the packers helmet tatooed on his chest i was like **** dude

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

> > ** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

> > 1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the

> >goal line for all

> > you Lion fans that have never seen this) it is still worth

6

> >points.

LOL!!!

> > ** NAME CHANGE **

> > The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons"

> >as

> >they are only

> > good for one period and have no second string.

> >

> > ** COACHING CHANGES **

> > Mooch will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no

doubt

> >blow a few, but

> > she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

LMAO!!!!

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

hahahah that was great

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

shouldve drafted Diet Pepsi Machine //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

> > DETROIT LIONS> >

> > 2006-7 Lions SCHEDULE

> >

> >

> > September

> > 14................Taft Junior High School

> > 21................Cub Scout Troop #101

> > 28...............Detroit Blind Academy

> >

> > October

> > 05................Spanish American War Vets

> > 12................Crippled Children's Home

> > 19................Appleton Mental Hospital

> > 26................Girl Scout Troop # 353

> >

> > November

> > 02..................Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic

> > 09.................Depere Boys Choir

> > 16................Korean Amputees

> >

> > SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME

> > December

> > 08..................Sheboygan Gay Boys Club

> > ================================

> > ** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

> > 1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not

> >disconnect

> >knee braces.

> > ==============================================

> > 2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Lions must not

hide

> >the football

> > under their jerseys.

> >

> > ** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

> > 1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the

> >goal line for all

> > you Lion fans that have never seen this) it is still worth

6

> >points.

> >

> > 2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all

> >times.

> >

> > 3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band

> >members

> >at anytime.

> >

> > 4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3

> >for

> >the opposing

> > team.

> >

> > 5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain

of

> >three yards or

> > more, instead of the usual ten yards.

> >

> > =======================================

> >

> > ** NAME CHANGE **

> > The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons"

> >as

> >they are only

> > good for one period and have no second string.

> >

> > ** COACHING CHANGES **

> > Mooch will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no

doubt

> >blow a few, but

> > she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

looks like their normal schedule to me, they'll still lose:crap:

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Some funny shit and yes I dont see them winning any of those either.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

draft another Wide Receiver!!!!!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

draft another Wide Receiver!!!!!

Hell they could draft the best of the best like they have been doing, but it seems to me that those college standouts, turn out to be nothing but some slackers. Charlie Rogers who?

 

[John3000 10+ year member]

Bush or not they will still **** until they get a new offensive line and new defense! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

That's hilarious.

NG

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

draft another Wide Receiver!!!!!

they are probably gonna let go of charles rogers so that's a possibility //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

i went down there when they had that parade or march to fire millen, pretty crazy but the fans don't realize that won't get him fired. if you stop buying tickets and hit william clay ford in his wallet, then he'll fire someone.

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

lol thats pretty funny man.... i loved when Cinci came up here and evryone wore Cinci colors that was great.