Dear Tech Support....

[alpinetypeR 10+ year member]

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed

that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a

lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed

itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and

Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever

selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to

run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to

Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it

is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING

SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also

impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is

impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once

installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to

not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under

Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and

work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background

application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE

because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the

system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high

maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep

3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use

will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this

happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase

additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With

Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will

cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

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[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

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[xtremebassjunky 10+ year member]

ha. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Colt9699 10+ year member]

Mildly funny!

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[Jmac 10+ year member]

Yawn !

 

[alpinetypeR 10+ year member]

Yawn !

i guess a GAY guy would "yawn" at this type of problem

 

[Jmac 10+ year member]

i guess a GAY guy would "yawn" at this type of problem

Indeed ...
So would someone who has read it on like 8 other forums today ...

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I see what you did there.

(needs cat pic)

 

[newusername 10+ year member]

Dear Tech Support,

I keep receiving the same annoying emails and find the same jokes reposted over and over again on the websites I visit. I tried upgrading to New Member 06.0 and 07.0 but have had no luck so far. Will the upcoming New Member 08.0 work any better?

Sincerely,

Neil

 

[alpinetypeR 10+ year member]

Indeed ...
So would someone who has read it on like 8 other forums today ...

ahahaah you are apart of 8 other forums??

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif do you no friends, no life, no family, no job, ?

Oh and by "indeed" im assuming you are lableing your self gay. glad you can be in the open.

 

[Colt9699 10+ year member]

Dear Tech Support,
I keep receiving the same annoying emails and find the same jokes reposted over and over again on the websites I visit. I tried upgrading to New Member 06.0 and 07.0 but have had no luck so far. Will the upcoming New Member 08.0 work any better?

Sincerely,

Neil

now that is very funny! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh:

 

[twisztdauthorit 10+ year member]

good laugh

 

[alpinetypeR 10+ year member]

 

[alpinetypeR 10+ year member]

 

[Jmac 10+ year member]

ahahaah you are apart of 8 other forums??
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif do you no friends, no life, no family, no job, ?

Oh and by "indeed" im assuming you are lableing your self gay. glad you can be in the open.

I'm no Einstein, but mouthing off a bored moderator w/ the ability to permanently ban you doesn't seem like a good idea ...
For the record, I'm over visiting my GF who I've been dating for 5 years and she's at work, leaving me w/ her iMac, which is fvcking useless for anything remotely fun.