Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Go have gay *** with ted nugent.

I can't. He'd kill me.

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

I'll have req roundhouse ban your ***.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

cat scratch fever?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I can't. He'd kill me.

No. He'd take it up the *** first then shoot you.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I'll have req roundhouse ban your ***.

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[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

One thing I always carry around with me is my lucky Ted Nugent bandana. I got it one summer while I was back stage at one of his concerts while banging his hot wife.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

He has a hot wife?

Wow. Must be jealous Chuck. Oh wait, you play for the other team. Never mind.

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

He HAD a hot wife. I'm about to deflate your balloons!

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

He HAD a hot wife. I'm about to deflate your balloons!

lawlz. Fine Iz leave you alone now.

Old fart.

 

[Scrappy Coco]

He HAD a hot wife. I'm about to deflate your balloons!

If you want, I make you silky smooth.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Humus!

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Going out of business! (which is actually a great idea)

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

...

 

[Scrappy Coco]

Going out of business! (which is actually a great idea)

Yes, iz good for electronics store.

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

Going out of business! (which is actually a great idea)

True story!
I saw a store just like that in Atlanta last month. Bunch of Israeli's selling stereo equipment. They did the samething last year when I was there, in the same store.