Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Speaking of bad drivers, I had some stupid bish who wouldn't let me merge this morning. It's at a spot where traffic from the interstate feeds into the road and then there is a traffic light shortly after that -- if you don't get over quick you are screwed. Once I am in the right hand lane I am always on the lookout for people trying to get in because if they are not familiar with the area I know they are going to get in a bind before they do.
But not this bish, she could have easily let me in but went out of her way to make sure a gap did not open.

So, was she black?

This Saturday me and my parents went to Memphis shopping. The traffic was ridiculous. This one black lady let out a black person in front of us, but didn't let us out. We ended up getting behind her, and I kid you not.........She would not let a white person out. She would drive right by someone waiting to get on the road, and then stop at the next aisle to let a black out. So we did the same thing. We let the whites out but not the blacks. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Ended up almost getting us t-boned by an idiot.

Turns out I did technically owe the money, I just didnt know it, cuz of my bitch *** roommate. But even then, they didnt even contest it, or took to long to. So try it and see what happens.

scammer

So, last night my youngest had "wax museum" night at her school. The kids dressed up like famous Americans and had a red sticker on their hands. When you pushed the sticker they told you about the famous American.
One little girl was dressed as Rosa Parks. The troll in me wanted to ask her, "so, would it have been that much trouble to move to the back of the bus? You sure stirred up a lot of trouble." But, since they are only in the second grade I opted to just tell her she did a good job.

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Do your daugthers go to a private school?

Our school never had plays or anything like that.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

thats not good. we have a goodyear plant here.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

You coloreds and your crack

no childhood.

Yes you are. He never stated the ethnicity, you assumed it from "your reality." That's fabrication.
My opinion is fact in this case.

my reality is fact.

Corey....you are slipping on your trolling...both in this thread and the text message one...at least get me riled up.

since when are you the target? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

How can I be a racist? Some of my best (online) friends are black.

because you are white.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

8GB Sansadisk Video mp3 player + armband

for $82.50 shipped.

sweet.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/mcy/1039751146.html

So $3500 for a model that's only $2700 on NADA in "very good" condition, that needs a new oil pump, missing the original pipes, needs the forks rebuilt, and probably needs a repaint to be in "very good" shape?

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[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

my reality is fact.

Ya, ok.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

im never trolling //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Ya, ok.

thank you for finally accepting this truth.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

thank you for finally accepting this truth.

There you go assuming again.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Ooooh, sounds like pest control is showing up unannounced.

This is after they came, sprayed pesticide all over my laptop, printer, monitor, papers I had out, etc...and I *****ed at the rental office that it better not ever happen again.

This may be fun //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off. More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.

Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined.

No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"

After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobs the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you."

The Londoner looks down in horror "FUCKING HELL!" he screams.......

"Where's my Rolex????..."

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

My new hobby now includes going to dealerships and test driving cars I won't or can't afford to buy. My latest stop was at this Chrysler/Jeep/Dodge conglomerate. I test drove a 300c with a Hemi and liked it a lot. I felt like I needed to start selling narcotics and offing people like Jimmy Conway in Goodfellas. The Dodge Ram 1500 was also impressive.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Did you guys see video of this college DT jump out of a pool?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXDSPbZ_OUw

Pretty amazing, especially since he is nearly 300lbs. Only other guy I know who can do that is BBT.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Nope, they just did my neighbor's and left.

I guess my point got across //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

since i got pwn of the week, can i join

See you in a month.

Goes up a lot from here.