Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

It was roughly a week. I finally realized I didn't like her. I think it had to do with the decline of the Pistons. I had fears she would destroy my TV do I took it out of the apartment while she was gone. When she came home and asked where the TV was, I suggested we shouldn't see each other anymore.

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lmfao

None times. I won't go either. I consider that money a windfall. I only need (and I use that lightly) some of it. I am sure some person starving or unemployed or whatever can use that money to get them by another week. That last $1k I would just probably ******** on stupid shit. I can in good conscious blow that money when others are hurting. If I actually worked for it, I wouldn't feel that way.

Wow. Only way I am ever giving away $1k is if a friend/family member is in dire need or I'm filthy rich.

I just watched "W" and it was terrible!

It had a few funnies.

So, earlier tonight I was "down to the Wal Mart" when i found myslef on the same aisle with a Muslim couple, the bush was dressed in that head to toe garb and all you could see was her eyes. For some reason, I decided to whistle at her.
In the same area there was a mom with her crumbcatcher in the buggy. Right after I whistled she looks at me and says, "oh hey, I almost didn't recognize you." I guess she though I was whistling at her.

Your crazy. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Motivator saved.

Speaking of which, I had *** with a girl that was very shitfaced last night. I paid for the taxi to my house so I'm in the clear.

I paid for the tequilla but she paid me back..Guess if I didn't let her pay me back I would have been in the clear too?

and lol @ HPV

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I paid for the tequilla but she paid me back..Guess if I didn't let her pay me back I would have been in the clear too?

and lol @ HPV

Hrm.. what does it mean if she was paying for my drinks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Anyways, she probably already has hpv.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I'm tired. Goodnight.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

So not reading

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Did some stucco work this Saturday, I pwnz

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

im going to spread my hpv friday.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Did some stucco work this Saturday, I pwnz

They sell this stucco-ish type paint at Lowe's now. I think it would be pimp in my living room.

I'd need like 8 gallons though...you have to put it on with a trowel. The only problem is that once you do it, you'd have to sand down the walls to change colors.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

im going to spread my hpv friday.

it's more fun than lambo doors on a monty

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

ahaha

chick that sent nudes wants the hpv. told her that ship already set sail.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

ahaha
chick that sent nudes wants the hpv. told her that ship already set sail.

Hmm... you both might need to wear paper bags on your heads. One for you in case hers falls off.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Hmm... you both might need to wear paper bags on your heads. One for you in case hers falls off.

wat. no. im not sleeping with her.

she has a nice face and *** though.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Hrm

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Hrm.. what does it mean if she was paying for my drinks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

If you had one more drink, you'd up up fking her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

If you had one more drink, you'd up up fking her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That would explain not ejaculating until the morning session.

Bed time for reals.