Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

This week has been full of disappointments.

Friend renegged on the car

SHarebuilder won't send me my 1099

I thought dating a girl because she was smart...but we have nothing really in common. She is from Lithuania or some shit...I can't even pronounce her name. Plus, she seems to get attached too quick...I just wanted to waste some time...I know I could fvck in probably 3 dates. In my mind, that is just as good as actually doing it. She's a classmate that I will see for the remainder of the semester...

I think if I could escape to the mountains or get lost at sea or something, everything would be okay.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

What's TDK? also why catfish any fish makes your breath smell like sweaty mexican ****

TDK -- the dark night

catfish because in her country and culture they don't eat steak. I made a joke about people in her country starving in the streets. Fortunately, the language barrier made her miss my faux pau.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Well, I am out. I am going to watch some fight I guess. WHooop de fvken dooo

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I need a new valentine.

I think something is wrong with me, I really dont care about things I should. Its pretty bad. hahaha

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

This week has been full of disappointments.
Friend renegged on the car

SHarebuilder won't send me my 1099

I thought dating a girl because she was smart...but we have nothing really in common. She is from Lithuania or some shit...I can't even pronounce her name. Plus, she seems to get attached too quick...I just wanted to waste some time...I know I could fvck in probably 3 dates. In my mind, that is just as good as actually doing it. She's a classmate that I will see for the remainder of the semester...

I think if I could escape to the mountains or get lost at sea or something, everything would be okay.

just do it! But I know what you mean about knowing you could do it is ALMOST as good as doing it. Its the same sense of satisfaction, but theres no pay-off i guess.

haha, southwest has cheap flights if you wanna get away.

Well, I am out. I am going to watch some fight I guess. WHooop de fvken dooo

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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I think I found a new

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

magnum cost me 22, sat it on them 22s, birds go for 22s.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

Price Updated

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

FAIL.

So we start drinking.

My ho and her decent looking friend come over..Buy us minors teh alcoholz..We hang out for 3 hours and get pretty much plastered. My roomie has 3 girls coming over who look better than both the 2 i have over..The friend of my ho looks better than my ho.. So i wal 360 degrees. But anyways.I just told my ho if his friend's girl didn't put out she could come back. That was bad to say apparently. Fail..

THE BAR WE COME!

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

FAIL.
So we start drinking.

My ho and her decent looking friend come over..Buy us minors teh alcoholz..We hang out for 3 hours and get pretty much plastered. My roomie has 3 girls coming over who look better than both the 2 i have over..The friend of my ho looks better than my ho.. So i wal 360 degrees. But anyways.I just told my ho if his friend's girl didn't put out she could come back. That was bad to say apparently. Fail..

THE BAR WE COME!

nice, f*ck those fatties.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

FAIL.
So we start drinking.

My ho and her decent looking friend come over..Buy us minors teh alcoholz..We hang out for 3 hours and get pretty much plastered. My roomie has 3 girls coming over who look better than both the 2 i have over..The friend of my ho looks better than my ho.. So i wal 360 degrees. But anyways.I just told my ho if his friend's girl didn't put out she could come back. That was bad to say apparently. Fail..

THE BAR WE COME!

wat

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

We need biches beer.

We have Jack Daniels whisket and Bud Light Lime almost gone. We have a case of Busch we havent opened. I jus tkick my hos out. For the hiot hos. Hot hos want Smirnoff and Rum.. We have neither.

That is the fail

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

We need biches beer.
We have Jack Daniels whisket and Bud Light Lime almost gone. We have a case of Busch we havent opened. I jus tkick my hos out. For the hiot hos. Hot hos want Smirnoff and Rum.. We have neither.

That is the fail

huh?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Had the lady friend over while Dman8846 and I watched the UFC fight. Glad GSP won!!!! Penn got fucked up in round 4. Smart call on his corner to throw in the towel.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I continued to e unimpressed with MMA. They need to throw in random weapons or something.

I am strongly considering flying out to CA to meet BB. If just for a weekend.

That month training down in MS did me well. I think I need to spend a little while away.