Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

SGLI?
Curious...People sometimes think its strange that I don't have any life insurance. I think my parents have a small policy on me though...because they want me to have a funeral. Since the funeral is for them, they can pay for it.

Soldiers group life insurance. Im still covered for a lil while I think.

Psssht, if it was my choice I wouldnt have any insurance at all.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Doesn't our monkey sell life insurance? Can we get some discounts?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

same time!

ill need them if you die.

Still a repost since it followed mine.

and

X2

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

clifs?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Still a repost since it followed mine.

and

X2

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

#3 is common sense

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

How can they go after my parents in the event of my death?
They don't get any assets if I die...the only thing that they are the beneficiary of is a couple savings bonds. Everything else goes to charity. How would any of my creditors know I even had parents?

That's just how it works. Your parents are on your birth certificate, they aren't hard to find. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I find great difficulty believing that. By what legal grounds? How am I legally obligated to the debts of another? That cannot be how it works.

They try, but it doesnt always work. Same thing goes for marriage.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Your monkey doesn't sell shit. He's in charge of the foot soldiers, he doesn't run with them.
But deals can be had.

So you must be Shredder? Or Krang?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

leave it all to you cat

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I think it was on here someone posted an article where an old woman left millions to her cats.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I find great difficulty believing that. By what legal grounds? How am I legally obligated to the debts of another? That cannot be how it works.

I didn't say anything about law, I just said they'll go after you.

So you must be Shredder? Or Krang?

OMFG. I was thinknig of Shredder after I typed that. lawl

I can see them trying...I can't see them taking my parents to court and winning. Perhaps a few harassing phone calls.

Werd

They can try, but they won't succeed.
Other people cannot be responsible for the debts of others unless they were a cosigner or a beneficiary or something of that nature.

I've heard this story a number of times.

Old lady dies, has some debt. Bank tries to collect from relatives but are shot down.

Double werd.

They jsut fish for the ignorant.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Great minds think alike.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Oh...I well just tell them to eat a bag of dicks.

They may try to pour bleach on you if you do that.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

That's a lot of meat!

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

wat?