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[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

What ***, it's a '96

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Time to get ABS fucktard.

Seriously. Are you running super soft racing slicks or something?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

033

17

cacom

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

My friend's girlfriend's little sister has a crush on me and wants to come hang out and drink. She is 16. wtf?

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

What ***, it's a '96

My 94 has ABS //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

I'm thinking of doing an internship this winter but don't know where to find any good paid ones.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under the wiper. It said:
I just accidentally reversed into your car.

Quite a few people saw me do it.

They think I'm leaving my name and details.

Well, I'm not.

lmfao //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

gave me a great idea //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Almost crashed at 75mph, stupid mother****er decided to merge onto my lane and I near hit him in the ***, now I got flat spot on the front tires, this blows

WTF cuts off a messican? When I see uninsured motorists I just pull over tof the side of the highway and count to 100 just to make sure they have had a chance to clear the area.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

not to mention the fact that her child has seen more dick during pegnancy than most people see in their entire lives.

lol

 

[Poon Pirate 10+ year member]

Well, someone's a little cranky...

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

hit the wrong button, i apologize. a little low on nicotine today, thats all.

 

[Poon Pirate 10+ year member]

Tiger Bass got banned for 3 day for:

'you monopoly cheating sonofabitch!'

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

well, what did you learn?

 

[Poon Pirate 10+ year member]

Don't drink and drive?