Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

Oh wow there was another white person there besides myself.. just noticed that. I'm in the corner with a black shirt on

It's pretty dark in that room.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

What a ***** Jeep. Nothing broke on mine. But I didn't hit it at 55 either. lol More like 40.

i hit mine going about 45. running light on fender flare popped out. i just snapped it back in.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Oh wow there was another white person there besides myself.. just noticed that. I'm in the corner with a black shirt on

Ohz. I thought you were the white dude under the light. lol

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

is that guy wearing soul-glo? He's rockin the Jerry Curl!

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

That is him dude.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

That is him dude.

He said he was the do0d in the corner over by the door.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Moose? LOL
Alright I'd like to see your jeep survive a head on collision with a full grown adult Kodiak bear.

being chuck norris and all, you for one should know the awesomeness of a jeep.

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

I've never posted in this thread.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

The girl I went with decided it would be a good idea if she straightened my hair and I wore a cowboy shirt.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I've never posted in this thread.

Funny thing is..

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

nice looking deer:thumbsup:

preciate it

nice mississippi deer. lot of weight for that size rack.

I couldn't believe how fat he was. Had fat dang near 3/4" thick all on his backstraps. Guess there are a lot of acorns somewhere in there I don't know about.

Can some translate deerhunt's post for me? I take it he shot a deer during fornication? Words I got mixed up on was thicket and tine.

Tine=point

Thicket=trees so thick they are hard to walk through. deer like to bed in this mess.

girl deer comes out and looks around. boy deer comes out of bushes and wants the sexytimes cause its that time of the year. nathan shot him before boy deer could get any action.

good translation!

Nathan = cockblocker

bout time its my turn

I am still confused about mainframe and bleated. We have a mainframe here at work but it looks like this, would seem kind of silly putting one out in the middle of the woods.[/img]

Mainframe= the main beams (where the points arise off of) and the inside spread

13" spread isn't that bad and i rarely pass one up that wide on public land. However he only had 15" main beams whereas you expect longer with that spread.

And does bleat when they are in heat or when they have young fawns around. Most of the time bleating or whistling will stop a running deer if it isn't spooked (chasing a doe, running another buck off, etc). I can't whistle so I have to make a "mrrrrrrrrrrrppp" sound loud with my mouth.

I want the chapter on how to kill one with a Jeep. I have the most experience.

lawl. my dad hit a doe in one of our old mini-vans the other day. 3rd doe to hit in that van. first time it just put a small dent in the front right fender. second time it busted out the left headlights. this time it busted out the right headlights. lol. amazing they haven't did anymore damage.

the pee or not to pee thread reminds me of a story.
senior year of high school, one of my friends brings a little bottle of fox urine to school. he hunted and had some for some reason. anyways, one drop of this stuff smell horrible, and he was walking around school dispensing drops here and there. well, i managed to get my hands on the bottle and proceeded to pour the whole thing into the AC vent in the science building during a class change. about 5 minutes later they had to evacuate the building. people came running out gasping for air and some were puking. no one knew what happened, and i never said a word to anyone. until now.......

Ewwwwwwww...

I remember when my brother was in high school they put doe estrous on someones heater vent in their car. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

He said he was the do0d in the corner over by the door.

F-

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

being chuck norris and all, you for one should know the awesomeness of a jeep.

*** drives a Dodge pickup.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

oh ok. youre the guy holding the balloons.