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[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

word. nice. bahamas is the shit.

Indeed. You have to be balla rich to be able to afford to do anything there though.

They make good beer too. I love me some Kalik.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Most companies i have worked for that are worth (experience anyways) a shit have gone under. In fact, one of the guys just killed himself.

dam, that bad huh.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Indeed. You have to be balla rich to be able to afford to do anything there though.
They make good beer too. I love me some Kalik.

I only remember 3 of the 4 of the times ive been to bahamas. It was nice, I remember it being cheap the last time.

Or wait, are you talking about having to be rich to do anything on the private island.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Most companies i have worked for that are worth (experience anyways) a shit have gone under. In fact, one of the guys just killed himself.

That is actually a good thing. They won't be able to cross reference you. I have defunked business on my resume too.

I see.
And they just ride around in the carribean all the time? I guess one could get satellite TV and such....

Seems like a great way to retire.

Indeed. When they are far from land they communicate via email that uses Ham Radio some how. When they are closer to land, they get Wifi everywhere. You can't run a TV on the boats unless you want to pay out the *** for fuel to keep the battery cells charged. They just hook up to ze nets and watch tv on a wide screen computer. They cruise the top of South America and up through Central America during hurricane season, and once that is over they cruise back to the Bahamas and chill on ze island.

I don't know if there are Bahama taxes on the land though.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

That is actually a good thing. They won't be able to cross reference you. I have defunked business on my resume too.


Indeed. When they are far from land they communicate via email that uses Ham Radio some how. When they are closer to land, they get Wifi everywhere. You can't run a TV on the boats unless you want to pay out the *** for fuel to keep the battery cells charged. They just hook up to ze nets and watch tv on a wide screen computer. They cruise the top of South America and up through Central America during hurricane season, and once that is over they cruise back to the Bahamas and chill on ze island.

I don't know if there are Bahama taxes on the land though.

they ever had a problem with pirates?

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I only remember 3 of the 4 of the times ive been to bahamas. It was nice, I remember it being cheap the last time.
Or wait, are you talking about having to be rich to do anything on the private island.

Naw mang. I mean to have fun like renting speed boats 'n shit cost balla cash.

What is Kalik?

Kalik is Bahama's local beer.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

serious question.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Naw mang. I mean to have fun like renting speed boats 'n shit cost balla cash.

Kalik is Bahama's local beer.

oh nah. never did anything like that. rented jetskiis. Matter of fact the first time i rode a jetskii was in bahamas, I think I was 11 or 12.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

they ever had a problem with pirates?

They have photos of Jameseypoo all over the cabin. When they are boarded the pirates GTFO. Professional courtesy and all.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

im going to look for kalik next time i am there. (august 2009)

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

they ever had a problem with pirates?

Not yet, but they have come across others that were recently ****ed over by pirates.

You can't have weapons in the Bahamas so it is a cat and mouse game with the pirates. To keep the pirates away, they roll around all year in a gang. There's something like five boats in the gang and apparently that many big *** boats trolling together keeps the bad guys away. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

im going to look for kalik next time i am there. (august 2009)

Why do you go down so often?

Isn't August hurricane season? You've got mad balls, son.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

im going to look for kalik next time i am there. (august 2009)

Any place that sells alcohol will have it. It is like a staple to the land.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Pirates are teh awesomeness.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Just because we broke up doesn't mean I am going to give our her number for prank calling and whatnot. She didn't do anything hurtful to me.

Why do you go down so often?
Isn't August hurricane season? You've got mad balls, son.

Hurricanes aint shit, pussy.