Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Left hand it is then.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I have completely convinced a girl I've never met before that she knows me.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

No points awarded, 99% sure she functionally retarded... :-/

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

No points awarded, 99% sure she functionally retarded... :-/

In her defense, she didn't take the bait right out of my hands. It goes like this.

My best friend has a girlfriend. They go to a different college from me. This chick was my best friends girlfriend's roommate last year. The chick transferred to my college though, so I saw this as good opportunity to pretend I met her when I visited my friends last year, though I never did. I now have an appointment to go over to her place tomorrow.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

100%

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

If a girl is attracted to you though, she will believe anything you tell her so she can rationalize her actions to herself. Are most girls retarded, yes...but it still takes skill to make her attracted to you.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

If a girl is attracted to you though, she will believe anything you tell her so she can rationalize her actions to herself. Are most girls retarded, yes...but it still takes skill to make her attracted to you.

Youve been spending way too much time on RSD.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Youve been spending way too much time on RSD.

I don't spend Any time on RSD.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Lol.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

UndercoverPunk 162

:yawn:

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

19.3 jigga watts!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

If a girl is attracted to you though, she will believe anything you tell her so she can rationalize her actions to herself. Are most girls retarded, yes...but it still takes skill to make her attracted to you.

I sincerely hope you don't believe any of that bullshit you just typed.

 

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I grew up with a back bone. It was nice.

Your front bone is nice too.

 

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I tend to be an introvert around females. I can appear to be an introvert because if the topic isn't about myself or something that will effect me I don't care.

That makes you centric.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Your front bone is nice too.

It's connected to my -- neck bone.

My neck bones connected to my -- head bone.