Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

That's the point. I'd sleep with one eye open if there was a black in my house.

 

[81elocd]

yes... done by noonish

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

but i dont think im gonna sleep on the futon //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

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I am going to flip the mattress on it today.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Is there a story about a futon I missed?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Is there a story about a futon I missed?

I originally told the room mate he could sleep on it for a few nights until he got a bed. I expected him to have a bed QUICK. Also gave him an air mattress for his room. Well when he had female company over one night he moved the futon into his room.Presumably to **** on. Well when the woman with the kid stayed for 4 nights, so did the futon in his room. Told him to move it back in the living room and he did. When I came back here Sunday after visiting my parents this weekend, the futon was back in his room. I went in his room yesterday to get it out and it had stains and crumbs all over it. And some of the stains were white //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif:crap:

He was also using MY pillows and MY blankets.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

search n00b

 

[81elocd]

Is there a story about a futon I missed?

it has been negrofied

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I originally told the room mate he could sleep on it for a few nights until he got a bed. I expected him to have a bed QUICK. Also gave him an air mattress for his room. Well when he had female company over one night he moved the futon into his room.Presumably to **** on. Well when the woman with the kid stayed for 4 nights, so did the futon in his room. Told him to move it back in the living room and he did. When I came back here Sunday after visiting my parents this weekend, the futon was back in his room. I went in his room yesterday to get it out and it had stains and crumbs all over it. And some of the stains were white //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif:crap:He was also using MY pillows and MY blankets.

Just be thankful the semen is on the futon and not in some impregnated *****.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I originally told the room mate he could sleep on it for a few nights until he got a bed. I expected him to have a bed QUICK. Also gave him an air mattress for his room. Well when he had female company over one night he moved the futon into his room.Presumably to **** on. Well when the woman with the kid stayed for 4 nights, so did the futon in his room. Told him to move it back in the living room and he did. When I came back here Sunday after visiting my parents this weekend, the futon was back in his room. I went in his room yesterday to get it out and it had stains and crumbs all over it. And some of the stains were white //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif:crap:He was also using MY pillows and MY blankets.

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Just be thankful the semen is on the futon and not in some impregnated *****.

it could be seepage...

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

it could be seepage...

Or it could've been a BJ and she just couldn't quite swallow.

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

I originally told the room mate he could sleep on it for a few nights until he got a bed. I expected him to have a bed QUICK. Also gave him an air mattress for his room. Well when he had female company over one night he moved the futon into his room.Presumably to **** on. Well when the woman with the kid stayed for 4 nights, so did the futon in his room. Told him to move it back in the living room and he did. When I came back here Sunday after visiting my parents this weekend, the futon was back in his room. I went in his room yesterday to get it out and it had stains and crumbs all over it. And some of the stains were white //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif:crap: He was also using MY pillows and MY blankets.

Beat his ***...black, white, hispanic, asian, that is unacceptable.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

You should burn the futon.

DC, reply to my PM. ***.

why burn it?

 

[Speedbump3]

but i dont think im gonna sleep on the futon //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Good call. At this point it sounds like it needs to be thrown into a bonfire. Skank juice ftl.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Just be thankful the semen is on the futon and not in some impregnated *****.

Well the drama with him two weeks ago was a condom busted. The chick calls him two days later saying she is pregnant.. LOL, TWO DAYS LATER!

Beat his ***...black, white, hispanic, asian, that is unacceptable.

Last night him and my other room mate were literally (this close) to a fight. When I am one the one who confronted him. I was just sitting there waiting on one of them to swing.