Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

thanks

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

I don't think I've really posted much in this thread and I just wanted to say hows it going guys? Just had my second day of school (its on a quarter system) and I don't really feel like doing the pile of homework right now.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

oh well. live and learn.

racist bitch.

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Cant say that I've ever heard that one.

I have heard it in a few oldddddddddd country songs.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

why is flip on this late at night? interesting.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

OK...

I went in my room mate's room to move the futon back into the living room and was amazed to discover it was a mess..Stains all over it, white and brown...Crumbs, grease looking stains, etc..

called my mom and told her about it..Put it on speaker phone with my other room mate beside me and asked how do I get nagger stains off the futon...

I swear to god on my life my mom says "Degreaser!"..

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

OK...
I went in my room mate's room to move the futon back into the living room and was amazed to discover it was a mess..Stains all over it, white and brown...Crumbs, grease looking stains, etc..

called my mom and told her about it..Put it on speaker phone with my other room mate beside me and asked how do I get nagger stains off the futon...

I swear to god on my life my mom says "Degreaser!"..

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So are you going to kick this negro to the curb?

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

wait, DH moved in with a black man?

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

wait, DH moved in with a black man?

Yes, and he even made a thread about it.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

So are you going to kick this negro to the curb?

Tonight we are going to have "the talk" when he gets in from work.

Here's the agenda.

1.) The futon is not yours. Clean it up and move it back where it belongs. And also I want my air mattress back, you have had 2 months to get a bed.

2.) After 10:00, keep your voice down when you talk on the phone. Me and my other room mate have tests to study for and like to get in bed at a decent hour.

3.) In the morning, quieten your closing of doors. There is no need to slam doors and wake the whole house up at 7:30 every morning.

4.) If you use my grill, clean it after wards. I pay for the gas so you can pitch in on it next time.

He is going to hate me, and its going to be akward. But I have let this go on too long.

Had a long talk with my parents and they are ready to evict him as soon as I ask.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

wait, DH moved in with a black man?

WRONG.

Out of desperation for a room mate,I integrated MY (ok, my parent's) house.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Tonight we are going to have "the talk" when he gets in from work.
Here's the agenda.

1.) The futon is not yours. Clean it up and move it back where it belongs. And also I want my air mattress back, you have had 2 months to get a bed.

2.) After 10:00, keep your voice down when you talk on the phone. Me and my other room mate have tests to study for and like to get in bed at a decent hour.

3.) In the morning, quieten your closing of doors. There is no need to slam doors and wake the whole house up at 7:30 every morning.

4.) If you use my grill, clean it after wards. I pay for the gas so you can pitch in on it next time.

He is going to hate me, and its going to be akward. But I have let this go on too long.

Had a long talk with my parents and they are ready to evict him as soon as I ask.

Hopefully you dont get shot.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Hopefully you dont get shot.

I already told my room mate if he comes at me I am hitting the black man and claiming self defense.

If blackie gets a knife, its game over.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Tonight we are going to have "the talk" when he gets in from work.
Here's the agenda.

1.) The futon is not yours. Clean it up and move it back where it belongs. And also I want my air mattress back, you have had 2 months to get a bed.

2.) After 10:00, keep your voice down when you talk on the phone. Me and my other room mate have tests to study for and like to get in bed at a decent hour.

3.) In the morning, quieten your closing of doors. There is no need to slam doors and wake the whole house up at 7:30 every morning.

4.) If you use my grill, clean it after wards. I pay for the gas so you can pitch in on it next time.

He is going to hate me, and its going to be akward. But I have let this go on too long.

Had a long talk with my parents and they are ready to evict him as soon as I ask.

dm, its been two months already?

I need a place to live, mind if i move in?

I am leaving. I had to go to school to work on an assignment because I don't have a computer. Basically 20 miles there and 20 miles back.
I really need something, but I have no the monies

Just go on newegg and pick up a desktop for $200 and find a cheap monitor somewhere. I plan o doing this until I want to or need a good laptop again. For now I can use the dells and this HP.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

haha clean it, wait until you go to lay down on that thing and get a big whiff of negro balls.. That this is uncleanable man. I would either tell him buy another mattress or just write it off as a total loss.

my mom was nice enough to offer to drive an hour and a half to clean it and come see me this weekend..lol

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

my mom was nice enough to offer to drive an hour and a half to clean it and come see me this weekend..lol

she must like negro balls then