I think we need a Crunk Commission on Poon Relations, which should consist of Speedbump, Banana Balls and Dev. Anyone having an issues with a woman shall submit the facts to the commision, who shall decide the appropriate course of action. All decisions of the commission are binding and final. In case of a tie, I shall cast the deciding vote. (I know that last part doesn't makes sense as there are three standing members, but just go along. I don't want to be bothered with these trivial matters anyway.)
All issues involving interracial relations will be under the exclusive authority of Corey.
So shall it be written, so shall it be done.