Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Ok.I am drunk as all get out..Had a great time tonight.One of my girl friends got way more wasted than I have ever seen before..Went to her apartment..And she informed me I could sleep on the COUCH!!!!!!! **** no says deerhunt...I was either gonna walk home or get my drunk friend to pick me up..Ended up getting my drunk friend to pick me up and we went to huddle house..While at huddle house, a swole up guy, such as myself, kept staring and I asked him what his problem was...Big ruckus arose and we were asked to leave (as well as him) and luckily we had just finished our meal...It is now almost 4 AM and I am going to bed.....I bet I don't wake up till 1:00 PM........I feel bad for my friend girl, but I also really wanted to sleep with her..it is what it is...

Good night.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I lied. I am up at 12:00. And feel great! But I spent way too much money...I hate it when there is no drink specials.

 

[TulsaMike 10+ year member]

No **** for me recently. Out of the girls I've talked to recently, one has boy issues and I'm pretty sure is a little lezzy, another was boring as hell and I couldn't stand trying to talk to her, and the last has a boyfriend.
Best friend's girlfriend is trying to get me hooked up with her best friend and/or older sister. Sounds promising thus far.

thats gotta ****. I get it whenever i want it. wife went out, and came home drunk last night, she felt frisky, gave me a bj then went to sleep.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I'm kind of glad I can't get **** whenever I want it. It is like a game to me. A very enjoyable, challenging game.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

thats gotta ****. I get it whenever i want it. wife went out, and came home drunk last night, she felt frisky, gave me a bj then went to sleep.

Yeah, it does ****, but man, I'd hate to have whore for a wife. Like Deerhunt said, it's fun with it being a challenge.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

i dont mind having a wife that wants it as much as me. its actually great.

 

[Pimpedout97]

Hello Pimpedout97 it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?

 

[Pimpedout97]

Looks like this forum is still the shitty *** place it always was. I noticed the same mods are still up to their shenanigans. I kinda came back to post in the MLB thread, but that is gone for some reason.

Some news on me for any of you ****sticks that care, my new GM job is going pretty well. The GF moved in because she finished her nursing program and is working in a local hospital. We plan on getting married next summer. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Yay Icetee!!! Good to hear life is going better than you used to complain about it being.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Hello Pimpedout97 it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?

:laugh:Oh, the irony.

Some news on me for any of you ****sticks that care, my new GM job is going pretty well. The GF moved in because she finished her nursing program and is working in a local hospital. We plan on getting married next summer. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

What?!

 

[Pimpedout97]

I kinda got attached to her like a cat.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Looks like this forum is still the shitty *** place it always was. I noticed the same mods are still up to their shenanigans. I kinda came back to post in the MLB thread, but that is gone for some reason.
Some news on me for any of you ****sticks that care, my new GM job is going pretty well. The GF moved in because she finished her nursing program and is working in a local hospital. We plan on getting married next summer. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

dundundun......

 

[Pimpedout97]

I'm really disappointed the MLB thread is gone.

 

[Pimpedout97]

I feel bad for buying a Ford instead of a GM

 

[Pimpedout97]

Apparently people don't visit ca.com on a Saturday afternoon.