Since having kids of my own I've come to realize my parents really did know what they were talking about.
I told Dad the other day that the older I get the smarter
he gets.
He chuckled and said, "No, son. I've always been one of the great minds of our time. It only took you how many years to finally realize it?"
Gee.
Thanks, Dad. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
Got a new Schick Quatro razor. One of those 4 blade deals with a pivoting head. Very nice shaving experience. Very smooth and much less irritation then with the disposables.
I'm still rockin' a Mach 3.
I haven't used a disposable in years now. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
That what the memo that Bubba sent out when he started pimping you out said.
Is it still 3 turns for a quarter or has Bubba decided to try and keep up with inflation, cost of living increases, etc?
I believe I lost it when I was trying to get my sister drunk yesterday. I figured it would be a good way to cheer her up by giving her depressants. I drank alone yesterday.
I drank alooone.
Yeeaaahhhhhh, with nobody else.
/George Thorogood (sp?) reference...
I wanna buy a cotton candy machine....
Sugar, a paper cone, and some food coloring.
What's not to like there?
i was gonna take pics of all the texts i sent between me and this girl, but its really not worth it.
Cliffs:
She is mexican and i was telling her i needed an illegal maid for my new house. she said she wanted the job and what should she wear, i told her a maid outfit with no underwear, she said she would dust up high so i could see, then said she would cook in heels. I said how can you make that more sexy, she said she would pour enchilada sauce all over her and have me lick it off. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
Man, I must be crazy.
I dunno would enchilada sauce and coochie sauce go so well together //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif