Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

He would probably get banned.

ive been banned 3 times over there. i was just teling life stories. they just didnt appreciate my life.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Couldn't make it to the hotel room?

we were sharing a room. i guess we could have went out on the balcony.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Getting banned would be the point.

Then I made my point in about 4 minutes.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Then I made my point in about 4 minutes.

youre the reason i got banned the 2nd time. i felt the need to break your 4 minute record.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

What was the security guy doing in your room?

ok, here is the deal.

the couple we were haring a room with packed it in round 3am. me and wifey are still going strong, so we go back out. around 630am, we get back to the room and are wanting the sexytime. she refused to use our bathroom with the mirrors all over the walls, so we go ou looking for alternatives. ladies room in the hall looked like a good choice, only i didnt notice the cam facing the bathroom door. we go in and get started, then the knock comes on the door. she freaks out and locks herself into a stall. i go out and see the security guard. conversation goes as follows:

him: dude, what are you doing?

me: im sharing a room man, you know the deal.

him: im with ya, but i can get fired if i dont handle this.

me: its cool man, but the wife is freakin in there.

him: ok, tell her im leaving, she can come out.

he leaves and we go to room and finish in bathroom FTMFW!!

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Nice work.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I have a similar story about a bathroom in the mall, but it is really more about solo ***.

Dam security gurads. I had to promise myself I would finish when I got home.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

anybody want a 12 w6v2

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

anybody want a 12 w6v2

If its free

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

If its free

If it was, I'd even pick it up //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I have a similar story about a bathroom in the mall, but it is really more about solo ***.
Dam security gurads. I had to promise myself I would finish when I got home.

If its free

free, shipping is $180

If it was, I'd even pick it up //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

I only deliver, delivery fee is 150.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

free, shipping is $180

I only deliver, delivery fee is 150.

lollers

I'd actually consider it if I wasn't already dead set on the new mag.