Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

friday night me and the wife go out to see "baby mama". we get in the theatre and sit down about 5 minutes before the show starts. it seems there is some previous tension between a couple and another dude that is right in front of us. theyre bitching to each other about some seat and some other stuff. theyre just jawing back and forth through all the previews and about the first 5 minutes of the show. im just sitting back laughing at their ignorance, when i finally decide i should do something to premote some action. so, i fling a piece of ice down into the lap of the chick. she turns around and calls the other dude an asshole, and he replies with "shutup bitch". guy with the girl stands up and says "dont call my girl a bitch!!" and punches the dude square in the jaw. thats when all hell broke loose. everybody just got out of the way. it was like the red sea parting. they fought for a good 5 minutes. rolling over at least 3 rows of seats. blood spewing everywhere. best fight ive seen in a while. it took a while for security to get there, but they were already tired by that time. cops hauled them off and everybody in the theatre got free tickets. had to bring in mops to clean up all the blood. thats some sweet action.
what it do!?!

That is fucking awesome! Great job!

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Sweet. When Sethphillips had that stupid birthday donation thread, I sent him a dollar and immediately filed a claim. Now I see him selling something so I'll escalate it to a claim and lock his account so he can't sell his sub.

LMFAO. Thats so evil, its genius.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Have you caught up with that *** that gave you coon eyes?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

thanks for the back-up guys. if this was live, im pretty sure i could start a riot anytime i wanted to.
i am out. 3 days left!! holla!!!!!

Me and you live would be quite some excitement also.

 

[sgc]

For someone who doesn't care, he sure does like to ban me, delete my posts, and try to spam my text.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

He banned you? What a ***

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I will say that I can't imagine that any member has enjoyed a weekend on this forum more than T did the weekend he made himself supermod.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Have you caught up with that *** that gave you coon eyes?

No.

Only time I will be able to remotely catch up with him will be at a club right by my house. He is there every weekend. There are fights in the parking lot pretty much every Thursday, friday, and saturday night after the club closes when the cops aren't there. As long as you leave as soon as the fights over, your good.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I will say that I can't imagine that any member has enjoyed a weekend on this forum more than T did the weekend he made himself supermod.

That was definitely an epic weekend.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

No.
Only time I will be able to remotely catch up with him will be at a club right by my house. He is there every weekend. There are fights in the parking lot pretty much every Thursday, friday, and saturday night after the club closes when the cops aren't there. As long as you leave as soon as the fights over, your good.

WTF? It's Starkville, how hard can it be to locate someone?

 

[sgc]

I screwed up though. I should've banned the iceteebone account for like 6 months before I left. Then lay low and come back.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

On the other hand, the guy really did not fVck you up that bad.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I screwed up though. I should've banned the iceteebone account for like 6 months before I left. Then lay low and come back.

Hah. Oh well.

 

[sgc]

After reading the back room, I was never going to be a mod so the account really wasn't that special.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

WTF? It's Starkville, how hard can it be to locate someone?

He isn't a student. Hes a 23yr old factory worker that lives in West Point. I know for a fact he used to beat his ex girl-friend. And shes bigger than any girl I would ever sling it too piss drunk.