Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Recap of the story since I am sober.
This dude has always talked shit about me behind my back. I ain't never said a dam thing to him, as I avoid conflict. Well last night his 18 yr old brother told him I was talking shit. I was drunk as a skunk, and when he came up talking shit to me I told him I hadn't said nothing (which I hadn't) and asked him what his god dam problem was.

Wrong answer.

Took a hard *** lick to my left temple/eye region as I was walking off. I asked him WTF that was for? And about that time his bro came from my side and hit my in my other eye. I hit the ground with my elbow, which ****ed it up.

Owned.

I went on a "roid rage" (i'm not on roids, but you would think I was after seeing my when I am drunk/mad) and it took 3 or 4 people to hold me back. I don't understand why they held me back. Maybe to save my ***, I don't know. The two **** who hit me hauled *** out of there cause the girl said she was calling the cops.

I wish I woulda been sober now.

Friends that hold you back are some of the worst friends to have. Tell them that if they want to do you a favor hold the other guy.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

They weren't friends. I had never even seen them before.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I was at a friend's apartment. She had a party.
I didn't know hardly anyone there. My room mate was in the same apartment complex but at another party.

I really think I need to quit drinking.

or just dont be alone when you are.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I was at a friend's apartment. She had a party.
I didn't know hardly anyone there. My room mate was in the same apartment complex but at another party.

I really think I need to quit drinking.

What you need to do is quit going to places where you can get your *** in a bind while you are drinking.

You need to come to grips with the fact that you are inexperienced and can't hold your shit. No offense, just troof.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

What you need to do is quit going to places where you can get your *** in a bind while you are drinking.
You need to come to grips with the fact that you are inexperienced and can't hold your shit. No offense, just troof.

Agr'd. It is the truth, I have honestly never got into a serious fight before. I hate conflict, and avoid it all costs.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Just drink in moderation until you build up a better tolerance. Learn to feel when you are getting too drunk and cut yourself off.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

deer, you now need to go to a party and jut randomly sucker punch someone for retribution.

That will make everything even.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Recap of the story since I am sober.
This dude has always talked shit about me behind my back. I ain't never said a dam thing to him, as I avoid conflict. Well last night his 18 yr old brother told him I was talking shit. I was drunk as a skunk, and when he came up talking shit to me I told him I hadn't said nothing (which I hadn't) and asked him what his god dam problem was.

Wrong answer.

Took a hard *** lick to my left temple/eye region as I was walking off. I asked him WTF that was for? And about that time his bro came from my side and hit my in my other eye. I hit the ground with my elbow, which ****ed it up.

Owned.

I went on a "roid rage" (i'm not on roids, but you would think I was after seeing my when I am drunk/mad) and it took 3 or 4 people to hold me back. I don't understand why they held me back. Maybe to save my ***, I don't know. The two **** who hit me hauled *** out of there cause the girl said she was calling the cops.

I wish I woulda been sober now.

Hmm... maybe he noticed your double negative which would technically mean that you had said something //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Friends that hold you back are some of the worst friends to have. Tell them that if they want to do you a favor hold the other guy.

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

deer, you now need to go to a party and jut randomly sucker punch someone for retribution.
That will make everything even.

lmao...

Well I'm about to go lay out by the pool..

I'll post up pics of my black eye(s) latee.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

just dont post any pics of you laying out by the pool. Your speedo is something we just dont need to see.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

i do

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

somebody say pool?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i want to try

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

http://skyventure.com/tunnellocations/default.aspx

closest one is orlando.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

why drop stats? Stats is fun!!