Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I got this phone call today asking if we do massages. I told her no, she asked why not since the word 'spa' is in our name. I told the lady we sell 'sap/hot tub chemicals & parts/repair' for them. She goes "Oops wrong number"...CLICK!!!!

Also last week this guy walks in, looks around the store and comes up to me and says "Well I guess this isn't Taco Bell?"

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Hope you make it man, sounds like it would be pretty fun

 

[Hood Ninja]

I got this phone call today asking if we do massages. I told her no, she asked why not since the word 'spa' is in our name. I told the lady we sell 'sap/hot tub chemicals & parts/repair' for them. She goes "Oops wrong number"...CLICK!!!!

Also last week this guy walks in, looks around the store and comes up to me and says "Well I guess this isn't Taco Bell?"

what an idiot //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

what an idiot //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

he sounded exactly like that supervisor from the movie "Office Space" it was hilarious.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Hope you make it man, sounds like it would be pretty fun

Its DEA time, since im not goin anywhere. weak.

Oh snap, theyre talkin bout BMF! Im startin to think this is real old then. I wonder when this was shot.

he sounded exactly like that supervisor from the movie "Office Space" it was hilarious.

hahaha

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Its DEA time, since im not goin anywhere. weak. Oh snap, theyre talkin bout BMF! Im startin to think this is real old then. I wonder when this was shot.

hahaha

watching it now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

damn, that dude just jumped out the fucking window

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

and then slipped and fell it kinda looked like. looked like a half *** jump slip fall thing. haha

im sitting here drinkin a half pint of spiced rum.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif i still has no booze

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

So who else remembers the days of trying to get **** as a masturbating novice.

All you had was dial up internet. Which made downloading large files impossible with the two hour window you had after school and before your parents got home. So you had to settle for the short two minute clips that were about five MB, with shitty low resoluted quality.

Everyone probably cruised bearshare, or kazaa. Random sites on the internet. This is where we learned how to hide shit on our computers. We coulden't delete anything. Every file saved was one less minute downloading and one more minute fapping. So we'd hide our 2 minute clips in files in files in files, change their names. Change their file format so they woulden't open, just in case they were found. Clear our search histories, delete cookies, delete auto complete. Every man around the age of 20 is a seasoned **** smuggler. Kids now a days have their own computers in the comfort of their own rooms. Five people alone used our one family computer. I had to be a master of hiding my fap files; or I would lose everything. Internet, pokemon, my super nintendo.

Your lubrication was limited. You could use your parents if they had any, risking the chance of getting caught, when they start to realize that your moms dry snatch, or grimy ******* doesn't get pounded that much. Your other choices was your moms lotion; which by the way made you smell like a spring flower giving away your dirty moisturized deeds.

So you pretty much stuck with your own spit. Vaseline was just too messy; cleaning that up requires bleach or dawn liquid. You probably tried it once or twice with dawn liquid also. Forgetting to wash it all off and ended up getting your dick sore, turning it a bright red with some of the skin flaking off. No man ever forgets the first time he polished his meat missile with colgate toothpaste. I still do it from time to time because of the cool rush on my skin.(You must add water)

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I got this phone call today asking if we do massages. I told her no, she asked why not since the word 'spa' is in our name. I told the lady we sell 'sap/hot tub chemicals & parts/repair' for them. She goes "Oops wrong number"...CLICK!!!!

Also last week this guy walks in, looks around the store and comes up to me and says "Well I guess this isn't Taco Bell?"

I once went into a women's shoe store named, "Foot Fetish." I went in, looked at the young woman who was working there, and said something to the effect of, "wow, this place is not what is not what I thought it was going to be at all." Then she and I had a three way with a midget. Good times.

damn, that dude just jumped out the fucking window

Dam, you have Mike Dressure as a reference.

Your lubrication was limited. You could use your parents if they had any, risking the chance of getting caught, when they start to realize that your moms dry snatch, or grimy ******* doesn't get pounded that much. (You must add water)

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[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I once went into a women's shoe store named, "Foot Fetish." I went in, looked at the young woman who was working there, and said something to the effect of, "wow, this place is not what is not what I thought it was going to be at all." Then she and I had a three way with a midget. Good times.


Dam, you have Mike Dressure as a reference.

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I didn't even notice I still had him on ther lol, thanks for the heads up.

I did buy a 4 chan amp on the low from him and it arrived and worked just fine, but that was when I first joined here.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

happpy new year!

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I once went into a women's shoe store named, "Foot Fetish." I went in, looked at the young woman who was working there, and said something to the effect of, "wow, this place is not what is not what I thought it was going to be at all." Then she and I had a three way with a midget. Good times.


Dam, you have Mike Dressure as a reference.

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was the midgets **** tight?