Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[kballa422 10+ year member]

I might be wrong but I think some girls can squirt and some can't. Also, if even some can they may feel uncomfortable with it as they often mistake it with the sensation of having to urinate seeing as how both evacuate the ****** through the pee-hole.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

naturalamb eh. might have to check them shits out

 

[kballa422 10+ year member]

Maybe...although I am limited in experience, both squirted.

Maybe all can but not all are comfortable with it?

IDK but I know I have made my girl 'O' 10 times before in one session and made her body lock up and pulse while she climaxes but I've never made her squirt. So obviously I'm doing something right but maybe I'm just a bit off, or maybe she just can't, who knows but next next I will give it my all and my main goal will be to get a squirt lol

Also, condoms of any sort FTL

 

[kballa422 10+ year member]

yeah dude. But they don't protect against STD's and sh1t. So that's why it's ok for my g/f and I to use it. But she's about to get on birth control so I'm gonna be real good soon.

Nice, BC is always win/win, I've never been with a girl not on it (ALL 2 OF 'EM!) lol

Condoms come in handy when you need them but when you go 4 years of ****in without using a condom it's hard to go back.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

yeah dude. But they don't protect against STD's and sh1t. So that's why it's ok for my g/f and I to use it. But she's about to get on birth control so I'm gonna be real good soon.

what was that website again, where you bought those condoms from?

 

[kballa422 10+ year member]

Condoms limit PE. So I will always be a fan.

Whacking off 30 minutes beforehand helps as well. As does counting the stripes on a pillow, counting the shades on window blinds, trying detect odd patterns in wall papering, thinking of what your plans are for the rest of the night...etc.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

hey flip....didn't you ask a long time ago if having an aquarium with salt water fish was worth it? My g/f and I kind of want one(well fish tank anyways) but she likes salt water fish. I remembered something vaguely about it being a money pit and a waste of time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif
care to chime in?

My Dad had a saltwater tank for nearly 10 years. Huge money pit. I would suggest taking up something like this once you have a very healthy amount of extra income, no other hobbies, or just something that is a genuine interest of yours.

If you're just looking for something to make the house look pretty, I would invest in candles, paintings, or a new tv //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Whacking off 30 minutes beforehand helps as well. As does counting the stripes on a pillow, counting the shades on window blinds, trying detect odd patterns in wall papering, thinking of what your plans are for the rest of the night...etc.

Flip prefers to analyze a data series in an Excel spreadsheet that he has memorized prior to ****** intercourse.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Whiskey Dick.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

You can get decent art for cheap....as long as it flows. Most people don't know famous art from cheap art anyway.

Exactly

that's what I keep telling her but she still wants to look into it.
we both have 42" LCD's...I don't think we need a new tv. However I would like new speakers for the living room //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

Well, if she refuses to see both sides of the situation, just go small. Start damage control right off and minimalize the amount of money you waste on it.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

yeah dude. But they don't protect against STD's and sh1t. So that's why it's ok for my g/f and I to use it. But she's about to get on birth control so I'm gonna be real good soon.

you think i sleep around or something?

 

[kballa422 10+ year member]

how efficient is BC though? should you still worry or what?

Oh I also pull out. I don't care if I was wearing a condom or what the circumstances were, I WILL NOT nutt inside of a girl, I don't care what the percentages are, it is not worth it to me. I like to sleep comfortbaly at night. I always pull out and go somewhere on her/in her mouth.

I prefer that she swallows it, which is often the case, if my sperm is in her stomach I know it wont get her pregnant.

Only time I nutted in her was when I PiiTB and then I was afraid it might drip out so I held her upside down and let it drain into her stomach. Again, sperm in the stomach= no pregnancy.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

F*ck I hate this weather. Warm, cold, warm, cold. Now I'm sick again and coughing up nasty shit. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[kballa422 10+ year member]

I can't get my gf to swallow after relations. I just get her to start swallowing with teh bj.

Is she uncomfotable with a penis in her mouth after it has been in her ******?

I assume my gf doesn't mind, these are questions that I don't ask beforehand, its more of a, i'm bout to *** and then it's understood that she is to place mouth on **** and swallow. Unless I pull her hair back and her head back then bust on her face, but she's never objected to that either.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Uncomfortable swallowing...she's more of a spitter.

Well thats no fun.