Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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the gf threw up in my car coming home from my buddies party

This pisses me off, I usually have like a 20 second notice before I puke so she could of least said somthing before she puked everywhere. I really should go out and clean it up since she is passed out, but I guess ill just wait until Easter morning because I don't want to scrub up vomit at 3 in the morning...fuck!

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its probly gonna smell so bad. like flip said hope its not warm there. ewww.

 
nah its only like 30 degrees here

I got a second wind a couple minutes ago and cleaned up most of it, looks like most of it was on the floor mat. Didn't get it all cleaned up, but ill worry bout that later. Im going to go to bed so I can get my precious 2-3 hours of sleep

 
Wtf...........

Dreamed that teh gf, my bros friend and I were playin poker on a table, both of em were sitting together, then they kinda lowered their heads, I then stretched my leg under the table, put it under her chin, as I raised her head to see her, I saw both of them lips to lips....

Somehow that dream didn't bug me....

I'm confused...

Earlier that day, I had Chinese food, had a fortune cookie which said.....

"Your Dreams will become reality."

.....

 
These Federal reserve documents **** ***.
I bet the people writing them think....I bet I can write "I have a large penis" in the middle of this 20 page document and no one would know.
Funny you should mention that.

In high school a few of us had a sneaking suspicion that our teacher wasn't actually reading our papers and was just giving us a grade.

One day we all decided to start writing random shit in the middle of our essays to see if he noticed. He sure didn't. I recall writing out part of the star spangled banner in mine.

 
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