Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I must say that Icetees entertainment is even better tahn Fixers entertainment. Anyone who doesn't know fixer should bump this post to Spider Monkey on monday.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Vodka has that effect in mass quantity.

If it's any consolation, my cousin (who I've only met once in my life, about 4 years ago) is in prison for a looooooooooong time.

Who knew counterfeiting money would lead to prison? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

But hey, at least my aunt got a new front door from the government since the secret service decided to kick hers in one day to arrest the assbag.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

not that i know of. i have no clue as to my ancestry. other than texas, i have no clue where my ancestors came from.

OH Texas. That explains it pretty good too. Texas is like country ancestry.
Carry on.

 

[GenderBender]

My cousins get arrested all the time and never have to serve time. I guess embezzling 5k, breaking and entering etc. does not constitute jail time. Also forgot about check fraud.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

If it's any consolation, my cousin (who I've only met once in my life, about 4 years ago) is in prison for a looooooooooong time.
Who knew counterfeiting money would lead to prison? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

But hey, at least my aunt got a new front door from the government since the secret service decided to kick hers in one day to arrest the assbag.

WOW, you may have better stories than me. My cousin "the Klapper" has been in and out for writing prescriptions for various narcotics lol.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i'm irish, scottish, german

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

WOW, you may have better stories than me. My cousin "the Klapper" has been in and out for writing prescriptions for various narcotics lol.

That one cousin is really the only one in the family who has any kind of history.

He was in jail from before I was born (1984) to about 4 years ago, I forget what for. Then he got arrested again for the whole counterfeiting thing and I doubt if we'll see him in 20 years.

I don't have a really big family anyways, so a family reunion isn't necessary.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

OH Texas. That explains it pretty good too. Texas is like country ancestry.
Carry on.

i hope that doesnt make me a scammer by proxy of ancestry //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[GenderBender]

Texans are unsavory business people //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

My cousins get arrested all the time and never have to serve time. I guess embezzling 5k, breaking and entering etc. does not constitute jail time. Also forgot about check fraud.

Speaking of breaking and entering, the other day I was in the living room watchin tv and all of a sudden I see a swarm of cop cars pull up to a house across the street.

About 10 seconds later I see the cops slamming some kids on the ground.

My mailman, who is a cool mother f*cker, gave me the low down. Apparently these assfucks had been breaking into houses all day. The cops found a bunch of stolen crap in the trunk of their car.

Retards. You have to be one stupid *** bastard to break into houses in the middle of the afternoon in broad daylight. Especially in a neighborhood where you can easily see into people's backyards and shit.

I understand that most people would be at work or whatever, but you can't assume that everyone in all the surrounding houses are gone too. Idiots.

 

[GenderBender]

Speaking of breaking and entering, the other day I was in the living room watchin tv and all of a sudden I see a swarm of cop cars pull up to a house across the street.
About 10 seconds later I see the cops slamming some kids on the ground.

My mailman, who is a cool mother f*cker, gave me the down low. Apparently these assfucks had been breaking into houses all day. The cops found a bunch of stolen crap in the trunk of their car.

Retards. You have to be one stupid *** bastard to break into houses in the middle of the afternoon in broad daylight. Especially in a neighborhood where you can easily see into people's backyards and shit.

I understand that most people would be at work or whatever, but you can't assume that everyone in all the surrounding houses are gone too. Idiots.

My cousin went into some condo subdivision and tried to steal all the furniture out of the model condo where they show people what the condo looks like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

robbin in broad daylight //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

My cousin went into some condo subdivision and tried to steal all the furniture out of the model condo where they show people what the condo looks like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Another common occurence in new subdivisions around here are people going into new, unfinished houses to steal all the copper pipe. Shit is like gold nowadays.

Though my one buddy, whose dad is painting a lot of new houses, told me about one house where some guys stole a water heater. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

robbin in broad daylight //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Tell me about it. Criminals are gettin sloppy these days.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

That one cousin is really the only one in the family who has any kind of history.
He was in jail from before I was born (1984) to about 4 years ago, I forget what for. Then he got arrested again for the whole counterfeiting thing and I doubt if we'll see him in 20 years.

I don't have a really big family anyways, so a family reunion isn't necessary.

Feel lucky. My grandma on my mothers half had 12 children //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif
All walks of life are represented on that side alone. It makes it hard to keep the mantra that blood is everything in this world //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

i hope that doesnt make me a scammer by proxy of ancestry //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

You are safe. Techno Viking even gives his blessing from what I hear.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Tommy everytime i see ur avatar i wanna watch Caddyshack.