Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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If you are 13 and feeling....experimental....Don't use the dish hose from the sink as your ambassador to rectal pleasure. If you do, the spring-loaded handle thingy will open after you shove it up past the anus, making it impossible to get out.

Furthermore, it will be difficult to explain to your step-father when he discovers you how you became 'tethered' to the sink by the dish hose.

You'll have to have it surgically removed. And I'm betting nobody will volunteer to do the dishes ever again...

 
Yeah I know pizza hut is closed....I was just saying that'd be bad as* right about now. The only places open at this time are taco he11 and Mc-D's.
If you were here you'd add Whataburger and Subway to that list if talking only fast-food.

If otherwise then you'd add the various 24hr diners we have, Ihop, whatever restaurants are still open at the casinos, and Waffle House.

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