Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

in other news my friend came over last night and took pictures of my shocks and lowering kit. Hopefully we can get them up on Ebay ASAP. I'll be happy if I get 500 for all of it. The lowering kit itself still goes for about 530-579 on ebay. I'll start low on the bid.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Why you selling dem?

they have been sitting in my garage for a year and 5 months easily. Still brand new, never mounted or anything. 3 out of 4 shock boxes haven't even been opened.

I paid about 800 for all of it brand new thinking I was going to lower my truck but never did. I just hope it sells in time for extra christmas money.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

they actually did ask that second one. Well they re-worded it. It was something like, have you ever been doing a task and had another urgent task to do as well. How did you handle the situation.

The one I hate the most:

"Give an example of a time you displayed excellent customer service and/or represented your company well"

I usually just pluck some lame story out of my *** about how I made a person who was in a bad mood happy. :bleh:

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

lol @ avstang's new comments in the tipping thread v2.0

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I failed my interview at bestbuy. That's the only one I've ever messed up. They ask stupid questions.
Question, "how would you solve world hunger."

me, "what?'

question, "give me a pitch on how you would solve the problems for the war in Iraq."

me, "wtf are you talking about."

if you can't pick up on the sarcasm that they were asking questions that are stupid I'm sorry.

interesting

Plowed a broad on a bicycle.
All the **** weekly presentations I had to give in college for 3 years helped me.

how did you do that?

and im not sure what helped me

Actually, when I do start sending out applications, I usually have at least 1 or 2 companies that won't stop calling me to come in for an interview. Best Buy kept calling for a month after I took my job at the grocery store. They probably would have paid a little more(read: $2-4 more per hour //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif), but the convenience of living less a mile and a half from my work took precedence.

word save money on gas.

I handled it quite well. I yelled GET OUT MOM as I pulled the covers over my junk.

ha

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

????

they have tuition reimbursement

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I was driving around a blind corner and couldn't see well due to the sun directly in my face (it was evening) and she came out of ****ing no where peddling faster that Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.
I saw at the last second, slammed on the brakes (I was only going about 5 MPH) and she fell. Said I hit her. Course she fell 20 feet after she past the front of my rig. Who knows though. She was bike, I was vehicle, so I'm automatically at fault.

*hit n run* was she hurt?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Twas the night before Christmas,

When all through the house,

Everybody felt shitty even the mouse.

With Mom at the whore house,

And dad smoking grass,

I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ***!

When out on the lawn I hear such a clatter,

I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter!

When out on the lawn I saw a big dick,

I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,

I knew in a moment the fucker had fell!

He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer,

And a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,

The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!

He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,

Piss on you all and have a Hell of a night!

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

sooooo tired

this new diet i'm on is kickin my ***, eatin 6 times a day 3000 calories a day, lifting monday, wednesday, fridays, but if i wanna build muscle i got to keep with this.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Well, my portfolio is falling like a rock. I picked up two shares of Philips on the cheap because etrade had a customer appreciation day.

I have only not got one job I interview for. I interviewed at a hedge fund anaylsis firm. The interview seemed to go well until I told them I wanted $40k to work there.

SELL SELL SELL!!!

Twas the night before Christmas,When all through the house,

Everybody felt shitty even the mouse.

With Mom at the whore house,

And dad smoking grass,

I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ***!

When out on the lawn I hear such a clatter,

I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter!

When out on the lawn I saw a big dick,

I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,

I knew in a moment the fucker had fell!

He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer,

And a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,

The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!

He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,

Piss on you all and have a Hell of a night!

sooooo tired
this new diet i'm on is kickin my ***, eatin 6 times a day 3000 calories a day, lifting monday, wednesday, fridays, but if i wanna build muscle i got to keep with this.

you gonna get broly.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

you gonna get broly.

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