Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[DaveT 10+ year member]

Wait now that you mention an *** swallowing a *****, my mom used to do phone advise from home(she's a RN) and this teenage guy calls up and asks what he should do about his ***** getting stuck up in his ***.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif I was listening and almost got my mom in trouble because of me rolling in the background.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

When I read this I literally pictured a butthole swallowing a penis, like guuuuulp.
must be late.

indeed

I'm about ready to hit the hay.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Ohh fo sho'
But I never tried to land it on my **** collection though. Guess I didn't like thumbing through sticky pages...

Yay for me!

i had many sticky pages

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

Wait now that you mention an *** swallowing a *****, my mom used to do phone advise from home(she's a RN) and this teenage guy calls up and asks what he should do about his ***** getting stuck up in his ***.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif I was listening and almost got my mom in trouble because of me rolling in the background.

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that must hurt!

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Wait now that you mention an *** swallowing a *****, my mom used to do phone advise from home(she's a RN) and this teenage guy calls up and asks what he should do about his ***** getting stuck up in his ***.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif I was listening and almost got my mom in trouble because of me rolling in the background.

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

i had many sticky pages

didn't part of the pages rip or peel when you flipped through it though?

 

[DaveT 10+ year member]

my first post in here..lol ftw

Get out, no 07'ers allowed.

Ohh fo sho'
But I never tried to land it on my **** collection though. Guess I didn't like thumbing through sticky pages...

Yay for me!

Sticky pages ftw.

I don't want to respond in a weird/****/wrong way so I plead the fifth.

Don't worry I have already made my judgment on you.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

didn't part of the pages rip or peel when you flipped through it though?

yeah:laugh:

 

[DaveT 10+ year member]

indeed
I'm about ready to hit the hay.

What are you waiting for? No one here likes you.

i had many sticky pages

I'm sure.

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that must hurt!

I'm not sure what hurt most, the physical part or calling a advice line about it and having to explain it.

didn't part of the pages rip or peel when you flipped through it though?

Sometimes.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

i had many sticky pages

I really hope you're not one of those people that has to lick their fingers everytime they turn the page....lol

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

Get out, no 07'ers allowed.
Sticky pages ftw.

Don't worry I have already made my judgment on you.

Oh good!

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[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

I really hope you're not one of those people that has to lick their fingers everytime they turn the page....lol

i'm not, i always wash my hands after fappin

 

[DaveT 10+ year member]

I really hope you're not one of those people that has to lick their fingers everytime they turn the page....lol

He was licking his fingers but not to turn the pages.

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

dont you hate how sometimes the left over residue gets all over your boxers and makes it wet and sticky?

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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

He was licking his fingers but not to turn the pages.

Finger Licking Good!™