Crunk Flammable Jello Times

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Well, time for foods.

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[azbass 5,000+ posts]

mmm food

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

need drink

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

cranberry juice

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

water

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

milk

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

or beer

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

what i got

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

200 more posts.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Man, I want to demo teh OPPO 981 from EhRon real bad...

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[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I'm gonna the poops shortly.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Yums.

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A Louisiana couple have been trying to have a baby with no luck. So they decide to go see the witch doctor that lived deep in the swamp. They get in their boat and hit the swamp when they find the witch doctor they say " We have tried and tried to have a baby but we have had no luck please help us."

The witch doctor agrees and makes a potion in a gallon jug and tells the couple to each take a teaspoon each night before you have *** and when its gone you will be pregnant."

They thank the witch doctor and leave. On the way back the husband stops the boat and tells his wife that he can't wait so lets do it now but I'll drink half and you drink the other half...

Well nine months later out popped a baby but it was only a head...

The father was so proud of it that he took it to ball games and on its 21st birthday he takes him out to have a drink. His father asked him on do you want a shot of whiskey and the son says yes poppa I do he drinks it and BOOM he sprouts a body.

The bartender was amazed so he gave him a shot on the house but he drinks it an falls over dead. The bartender looks and says **** he should have quit while he was a head.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

eh

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

zing!