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My given name is Jonathan.

Nobody but the 'rents ever address me as such, though, excepting Mrs Prowler when she's aggravated at me.

Jon will suffice. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
Thats exactly what you posted when someone asked you last time.
Is it?

Well, it's no less true now than it was whenever the last time someone asked me.

Mom & Dad call me Jonathan but everyone else calls me Jon - including my sister. Her name is Jolayne but all my life I've simply called her Jo or Sis.

On the odd occasion that Mrs Prowler is truly pissed at me she'll address me by all three of my names like your mom did when you were little and getting in bigtime trouble...

I just tell her I'm currently 10,000 miles away so what's she gonna do about it? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 
Lemas23 won $30 on bet

Friend bet me 30 bucks that I couldn't eat a teaspoon of dave's insanity sauce without milk or water. I swear on my life, that shit is so deceiving, that I almost cried when it finally hit. If it were hot immediately, that's one thing. But this slowly builds and builds and builds....to the point where you're like okay, this is too hot, and it keeps getting worse. Just went and bought two bottles, great shit.
 
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