Crunk Flammable Jello Times

my thought " ***** are gods greatest gift to man. ***** don't give you STD's, ***** don't yell at you, ***** don't hurt you and if they do it's great b/c it's *****, ***** provide warmth, food, and plessure, ***** provide with a good platform to say "oooppps i'm sorry babe i aimed to high and got your face" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
umm well of course at times iwas thinkin yeah thats cool i never got a black eye by a tit before but them after a while it was just a pain in the ***... sp[ecially telling my parrents and grand parrents how i got it. I wasnt going to lie to them i mean how many times would i be able to tell them a story like this.... so in ways yes but in other ways it was like ****... I did martial arts for years and never had a black eye once... i get drunk one night with a friend and she pulls her ******* out and i end up with a black eye... I didnt get laid only **** teased that night... so i cant really answer that question but hey... this is the first time i have ever gotten to bring it up in a conversation i didnt start...

 
lol ok now i'm a fan of the bigger girls (size 10+, age 18+) and i've had some very nice drunken *** with some tig ole' bitties. i've had a girl collapse and slap me upside the head hard with tig ole' bitties but no black eye. how the **** big were they lol?

 
Activity
No one is currently typing a reply...

About this thread

UndercoverPunk

5,000+ posts
DOT
Thread starter
UndercoverPunk
Joined
Location
Dayton, OH™
Start date
Participants
Who Replied
Replies
55,255
Views
915,273
Last reply date
Last reply from
mahc
IMG_20260516_193114554_HDR.jpg

sherbanater

    May 16, 2026
  • 0
  • 0
IMG_20260516_192955471_HDR.jpg

sherbanater

    May 16, 2026
  • 0
  • 0

New threads

Top