Crunk Flammable Jello Times

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Whew.

nG

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

You buy some fun stuff from the Parts Express tent sale noah?

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

i wanted my iphone today

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

'Son, all household appliances come in white.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

actually yes...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

oh I'm sorry //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

iPhone

girlfriends brother waited ALL night for one. Crazy dude.....kind of dumb to me but whatever.

Well FUCKING SHIT...
So, stupid ****s sent me the wrong power window kit.

I'm so pissed. Yet again I come back to my parents house and take everything apart in my truck, only to find out I don't even have what I need.

GAJHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

nG

dude that blows. Sorry to hear that.

i wanted my iphone today

should have waited over night.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

yum num and full of *** I think shes about to swallow her tongue

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

should have waited over night.

unfortunatly i have a job now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif . but fortunatly, i have a job now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

i heart boobies.

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

what the fuk //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

what chris said... those arent *****.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

according to google, these are "hot *****"

i would have to agree.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

What the hell is that from?

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

Friday the 13th...I forgot which one, im sure they are all the same

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Poor ng.