Crunk Flammable Jello Times

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Shit son.

Sleep or no sleep?

nG

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

aww man i wish i could watch willow now

are you lost?

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Eh... some pills and sleep soon I guess...

nG

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

:sigh:

nG

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

so this is what i woke up to..... if i was to guess, i say we have about 6-8 inches

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

well, apparently i got hammered last night...

one of my neighbors took me out to a bar at like 1 in the morning. my nieghbor that went with me, she lives two doors down, she is a newlywed, her husband was out of town, and she is SMOKIN hot... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/drool.gif.b5e863e893038027711d4402f340dad0.gif

i think i touched on her butt alot last night. oops.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

did you show her the hossdog?

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

she saw my penis a long time ago //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

most all of my neighbors have seen it. actually, most everyone i know has seen it.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

did you give her a bite to eat?

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

nah, i wouldnt do that to her husband. he was already pissy that night because he was out of town and couldnt go out. so i just gropped on her butt.

my exgf says that my neighbor has nice tata's though. she has seen em.

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

hoss is pretty revealing, yall must have open relationships with each other

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

me and my ex have open relationships?

im confused...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

yeah you bend her over and split her open. GAPE!

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

anal FTW!!

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

wells, time to go get some corndogs, brb