Crunk Flammable Jello Times

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

i think imma do a DIY write up tonight...

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Ok.

nG

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Put my pics up on the faces of the books.

nG

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

You see me shinin. LOL. Son of a ***** is yellow as **** now.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

You should've made him unzip it slower! Oh and take a step back next time. You're not supposed to get it in the eye.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Why do my farts still smell like concentrated hard boiled egg yolks?

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Good one new guy!

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

who fucked up your eye Jason?

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Some kids at Noahs party. They didn't like my joke.

I got choked, then hit like six times. And I didn't go down. They obviously had no idea what they were doing.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

who fucked up your eye Jason?

I told him it was I was 11" long, but noooooooooo. He just had to see for himself. So I gave him an eye full.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

what joke was that?

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I had a girl in a loose *** headlock, and I guess they couldn't see her laughing.

This new generation just can't handle being drunk. It's been proven to me, time and time again.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Why do my farts still smell like concentrated hard boiled egg yolks?

mine always smell that way.

Some kids at Noahs party. They didn't like my joke.
I got choked, then hit like six times. And I didn't go down. They obviously had no idea what they were doing.

dang dude, did you fight back?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I had a girl in a loose *** headlock, and I guess the couldn't see her laughing.

I hope the other guys looks worse. I'd of probably killed someone if they did that to me.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Nah, I'm still in I have a felony mode, even though it's gone now.

Everything was fine by the end of the night. I was at one point 'banned' from Noah's house by his roomate that wasn't even in the room when it happened. I just kinda laughed at that one.