Crunk Flammable Jello Times

[LukefromIowa 10+ year member]

i was thinking of hitting the girl upside the head so she would get amnesia and forget who she had *** with.

That would work a hellova lot better

that probably works better.

indeed

hooray for violence

only neccesary when you're gettin played by some girl like in Ice's case

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

History Of Violence was a good movie //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Sure was.

nG

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

History Of Violence was a good movie //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I just so happen to whole heartedly disagree. I thought that movie sucked it hard. I kept waiting for something to happen, and it just kept with the anti-climatic stuff. That whole movie could be summarized in one paragraph IMO. Maybe I missed something though…

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

zomg beat im coming to AZ for a few days. july 5th

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif partay!

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

I should probably get the stang trunk done for you. also the ark.
I can probaby knock both out in a day //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

just do anything on them and you'll be doing more than Evan has

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

lol this guy on VWvortex that posts his car all the time, which is like god of all vw's on that forum.
i said his system sucks donkey balls.

now the whole forum is all mad at me. and threatening me.

i saw a Caprice with VW-style tires, it was frightening

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

how long after ****** intercourse does a female know she's pregnant?

Like 10 seconds according to dont be a menace....

she said she took a home test and she was pregnant but i think the chick is trying to pawn a child off on me.

Ummm, how long after? Is this the married *****?

lol this guy on VWvortex that posts his car all the time, which is like god of all vw's on that forum.
i said his system sucks donkey balls.

now the whole forum is all mad at me. and threatening me.

youre done son. Thats what you get. Link to thread?

i saw a Caprice with VW-style tires, it was frightening

shits hot son.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

Impalement is an act of torture and/or execution whereby a person is pierced by a long stake. The penetration can be through the sides, from the rectum, or possibly through the mouth. The stake would be usually planted in the ground, leaving the individual hanging to die.

 

In some forms of impalement, the stake would be inserted so as to avoid immediate death, and would function as a plug to prevent blood loss — thus extending the person's agony for as many as three days]. One way to achieve this gradual death is to insert the stake through the rectum deep into the body of the victim until it left the body near the right shoulder, thus avoiding damaging the heart

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Like 10 seconds according to dont be a menace...

Laffles

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Well, I hate work...

nG

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I put in my 2 weeks yesterday.

My manager asked why and I simply replied "**** this place."

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Like 10 seconds according to dont be a menace....
Ummm, how long after? Is this the married *****?

youre done son. Thats what you get. Link to thread?

shits hot son.

it was roughly 3 weeks ago, and no it's not the married chick

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Just push her down the stairs.

Was that out loud?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

it was roughly 3 weeks ago, and no it's not the married chick

tell her to go to the doctor to get it confirmed. Go with her too.