Crunk Flammable Jello Times

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Lawl. They'll beat any team from California, or France for that matter...

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[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

because he sucks

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

not a fan of either team but i darn sure would have gone to that game

 

[6spdcoupe 5,000+ posts]

Gobble Gobble

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

the news is funny apparently in recent years folks have been having issues with fried turkey fires

 

[6spdcoupe 5,000+ posts]

>> > > Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that

>>connects the

>>eyeball to the anus?

>>

>>It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving

>>people a

>>shitty outlook on life.

>>

>> > > If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your ***

>>and see if it

>>doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

>> > > Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that>>connects the

>>eyeball to the anus?

>>

>>It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving

>>people a

>>shitty outlook on life.

>>

>> > > If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your ***

>>and see if it

>>doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

ha ha i like

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

rofl

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Shitty email joke?

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[6spdcoupe 5,000+ posts]

Just tried, it appears to be true. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[6spdcoupe 5,000+ posts]

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[6spdcoupe 5,000+ posts]

Shitty email joke?
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yup, I had to read so then you had to also. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

i dont get any email jokes i must not be cool //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

It happens.

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[6spdcoupe 5,000+ posts]

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's *** drive by 90%

It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men

until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.