Critique my karate jab to the jaw

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

p.s. - buy my new book!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

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[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

looks like your takin a dump

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

that looks like a punch

 

[stones 10+ year member]

It looks a bit noobx you should meditate and try again.

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

I sense a roundhouse kick coming somebodies way!

 

[Ricky616 10+ year member]

I sense a roundhouse kick coming somebodies way!

lmao they still pass that show texas ranger it was a good show //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

I will continue to live on forever, I'm a walking legend.

 

[stones 10+ year member]

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

Excuse my old age, but what does noobx mean?

::gets karate jab ready::

 

[stones 10+ year member]

Excuse my old age, but what does noobx mean?

::gets karate jab ready::

noobyish, unskilled, amateur

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

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[PRIVATEpastry 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

A recent poll discovered 93% of women think about Chuck Norris during ***. A similar poll discovered Chuck Norris thinks about Chuck Norris 100% of the time during ***.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.

 

[kuijo 10+ year member]

Is this thread mocking mine? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[ntense702 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris is the first man that ever defeated a brick wall during a game of tennis.

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

Needs more cowbell.