So, get da thang. Last night me an mah crew roll up in taco bell fo’ some munchies. ya’ll know how we do da thang. We up in there actin a fool an’ shit when this lite-skinned chick starts talkin me up. da *****’s face waz a little beat up, but tha bootie waz kickin so meh said wa’tch tha hell. da ***** starts hangin wit us an’ getting all hugged up wit me. Tellin me da ***** likes mah stylez an’ shit. meh tell da *****’s ta goed buy me some nachos an’ da ***** get up an’ goes ta get some. Bout that time, mah latina ho meh b’in talkin ta walks up in there an’ sees me. da ***** come over an’ sits in mah lap an’ starts axing whats up an’ all. Well tha other chick sees all this an’ gets pissed like meh played da *****’s or some shit. da ***** walks up wit tha nachos an’ just throws them on our table an’ start axing me why im wit this hood rat bitch. That waz all da thang borrowed. mah girl grabbed tha nachos an’ hit home girl right in tha neck wit them. Then gets one good shot in ta tha eyes before da ***** bounces out . me an’ mah boys iz rollin. Girl iz screamin fo’ someone ta call tha cops then goes ta bathroom ta wash off all tha cheese an’ shit, an’ we bolt out o’ there, yo. we head ta tha trailer wit some 40s an’ jus chill tha rest o’ tha nite.
What da thang do?!?
