craigslist pimp of the day... lol

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

lmao

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

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[wesl56 10+ year member]

u sure its not already saved in ur cache when you type "m" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

huh

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

fatryan?

Wtf is a bravanda??

I do seem to recall an Oldsmobile offering called the Bravada which was basically the same thing as the S-10 Blazer or S-15 Jimmy with more upscale appointments...

But I'm completely lost on bravanda, fella.

 

[wesl56 10+ year member]

fatryan?Wtf is a bravanda??

I do seem to recall an Oldsmobile offering called the Bravada which was basically the same thing as the S-10 Blazer or S-15 Jimmy with more upscale appointments...

But I'm completely lost on bravanda, fella.

olds bravada was a schweet truck //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fro.gif.c695f1f814b01c4ad99fe7f8cccadd29.gif

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

typo man, jebus chrystler

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

typo man, jebus chrystler

Just givin' ya static because I can, fella.

I mean nothing by it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

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[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

i lol'd at these:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/col/352440956.html

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/det/367342914.html

 

[brchd]

this dude claims his RIMS gets him laid by cops!!

http://orlando.craigslist.org/pts/392411892.html

 

[Ku-sama]

i lol'd at these:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/col/352440956.html

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/det/367342914.html

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

F#%k you CHORES

Date: 2007-07-05, 7:10PM EDT

**** you, cleaning the fridge. How the hell do you get so dirty? I don't eat in there, I simply store food. What the **** is that stain on the bottom shelf? Do gnomes have parties in here when I'm at work or something? Nasty little gnomes. And, for some reason, I feel really, really vulnerable when I'm bent over, scrubbing your gross shelves. Don't know why. So thank you for keeping my beer cold, but **** you for making a mess of it.

**** you, paying bills. Every ****ing month? Are you kidding me? I barely even watched TV this month, I still gotta shell out all that cash? And, while I'm at it, **** your pathetic little late fees. They're small enough for me to easily ignore them but they add up over time. So thank you for the electricity, water and internet, but **** you for your constant demands.

**** you, deleting old files from my computer. What man can make this decision? It's like choosing which of my kids to leave behind on the sinking ship. ****, this is killing me. I hate my old *** computer.

**** you, changing light bulbs. It's 2006, right? I was pissed when I wasn't issued a jetpack in 2000 (where's my ****ing raygun?!?), but I figured by now technology would've at least advanced to the point where I don't have to stand on my wobbly chair and deal with this crap. Two bonus **** yous: for scaring the crap out of me when I walk into a darkened room, innocently flick the switch and get momentarily blinded by that huge flash and terrifying pop! Also, for somehow convincing your lightbulb brethren to join you, causing a chain reaction that means I'm filled with fear whenever I turn on a light. Pop! Pop! Pop! What, did you all join in a ******* pact while I was asleep?

Bastards.

**** you, washing dishes. Yes, I know, you smell funny, and I know the longer I wait, the more weird slime stuff is just gonna accumulate on you. That's why I've pretty much switched to just using paper plates (**** you, environment) and eating with my hands. I'm a caveman in an apartment.

Finally, **** you, writing this rant.