cops are cockblocks...

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I think she looks decent. I'd definitely tap it. Even sober.

x2

 

[funkyab 10+ year member]

SWAT came to the house? disrespected?

my whole family

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

Which is why smaller parties > large groups of underage monkeys I don't know.

troof

 

[gangstajpimpin 10+ year member]

LOL...cops in vegas dont really care...

and S.W.A.T. showed up to ONE party i was at...thats because there was a fight inside...****in tear gas

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

um perfect opportunity to be like "hey since the party got broken up, want to go back to my place and have a few drinks and watch a movie"
you'll learn though

Do you say this to her while running next to her and just sneak up to her and whisper this to her while acting like a track star?

Or do you wait till she comes back to the bar before dipping out and ask her from across the room?

You got skillz!

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

if you've ever tried buttsecks dry, then you're an idiot just like me

fixed.

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

Question...who tries buttsecks dry? Even if you don't have lube you always have saliva.