Confessions

[Spike243 10+ year member]

I earned my redwings by mistake. I was in the military, picked up this little hottie, took her back to the dorm, went down on her, and smashed it. Later on that evening I went to take a **** and saw blood on my schlong. When I asked her if she was on her period, she said she just started. I almost threw up.

 

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You don't get your redwings by fucking a chick on the rag with your dick, you god damn virgin. You get your redwings by fucking her with your face.

 

I will spoon feed you baby bird

 

[AnthonyO 10+ year member]

You don't get your redwings by fucking a chick on the rag with your dick, you god damn virgin. You get your redwings by fucking her with your face.

What part of "went down on her" did you not fucking understand you no pussy getting motherfucker

 

[Dtrom 10+ year member]

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[Boomsday 10+ year member]

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wat

 

[blobb454 10+ year member]

wat

Afro and bloody dude... Come on !

 

[AnthonyO 10+ year member]

The part where it got blood on your dick, faggot.

Okay to explain to your juvenile ass:

Went down on her : Ate the pussy

Smashed it: Had sex, screwed, fucked

^^^^Does that help explain it to your stupid ass?

And faggot? Your calling me a faggot when the only thing you comprehended from that was that schlong meant dick. See where your education comes from dick muncher.

 

[blobb454 10+ year member]

Lmao

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

 

[blobb454 10+ year member]

What's the um, the image here?

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

It's called a severe facepalm you fucking twat.

 

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...come in here talking about batting around tampon strings with your mouth and then ask someone else what the fuck they're talking about. Dis nga cray.

 

[blobb454 10+ year member]

It's called a severe facepalm you fucking twat. 

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...come in here talking about batting around tampon strings with your mouth and then ask someone else what the fuck they're talking about. Dis nga cray.

Lmfao!!!

 

[AnthonyO 10+ year member]

Whats the string on the tampon used for?

To floss your teeth when your done eating