College Dorm Pranks

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

Oh yea if you have the time and enegry for this one. GO buy a few hundred balloons. Fill some up with air and some with various liquids that smell bad (pickle juice for example.) Make sure the balloons are opaque. now fill the room up with the balloons. If the person is pissed enough they will run in and start popping the balloons which would be intersting to say the least.

 

[OdieTRP 10+ year member]

Assuming that your doors open in instead of out...Take a 55 gallon garbage can, with a lid, to a house party. Fill it up with water, beer, food, vomit, pi** and whatever else you can come across, put the lid on and drag it to your dorm. Now take the lid off and lean it against their door when they're inside. The next time they open their door...splash!

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

simple plan,

 

parts shopping list:

 

3 - fresh fish from a seafood section of a supermarket, (fully intact, scales and all)

 

 

enter targets room while they are away for a day or more, place 3 fish up into the ceiling tiles in far reaching locations, the smell will increase tremendously, and they might find one, maybe two, but noone ever finds the 3rd, needless to say they and all their possessions in the room are stained with the smell of dead fish for a long time comming

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

do somthing that wont hurt them or ruin anything.

i like the peanuts. fill the entire room with them. like 4 feet of them. they are mad cheap - just put a ceranwrap barrier across the room and keep dumping them in - then when your all done rip off the ceranwrap wall and shut the door as fast as you can.

:giggle and watch:

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

At my college this one kid annoying kid found a way to make very disturbingly lifelike looking "spunk" (to say at the least...) out of egg whites (with a tiny bit of yolk), a certian brand of pearly white looking shampoo and corn starch.

He would put it in syringes and blast **** with it (car windows were #1)... dribble it over the edge of toilet seats, put it on people's family pictures... Until someone got ahold of the bottle he kept it in and dumped in his bed (looked like an elephant unloaded on it... hilarious)

After he discovered this, he took the bedsheets to get washed in the dorm laundromat and the shampoo (on top of the laundry soap he used) filled the laundromat almost to the cieling with bubbles...

Not really a prank but funny anyway.

 

[vettelovr1124 10+ year member]

I talked to people who went to Cal Tech and MIT...they have some over-the-top pranks. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but I thought I'd say it.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

I'm one for the fish idea...find the best hiding spots possible and have at it.

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

take the shower head off and put some crushed chicken or beef broth cubes in the shwer head. when they take a shower they get covered in broth

Coffee grounds work well too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[`pr0digy 10+ year member]

Some of those ideas are a bit brutal, eh ? Not really innocent "pranks" at all

There's always Nair in the shampoo bottle.

 

[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

get a bucket and fill about 2/3 water and then put cow ****(or any other animals u may like that have smelly ****) then lean the bucket up against their door... then knock and run...

 

[swaptrex 10+ year member]

have sex with their girlfriends, that will get em' back!

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

i saw a guy ram his head in to a door, was funny

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I'm one for the fish idea...find the best hiding spots possible and have at it.

One of my friends did that to this guy in their dorm. They put fish heads, bodies, guts, you name it. All under his mattress. He can't get a girl to sleep in his bed, OR with him for ****. He reeks!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[crhye250r 10+ year member]

****..Glad im not in a college dorm with some of you guys. The packing peanut idea would be funny as hell. It would take years to recover all the peanuts. Very amusing.

 

[andy1234 10+ year member]

get like a couple peopel together to do this, go to wally world get like 30 or so cans of cheap shaving cream and get some nitrogen freeze the cans cuz off the metal and thow the shaving cream cicles in thier room should get a nice area covered in it lol

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

if they smoke (pot or cigs), role up a joint/blunt/cig with your pubes and give it to them (or put it in their pack).

go to a pet store and buy as many crickets as you can, let them go in their room.

if possible (at night when no1's home), get a cow and put it in their room. cows cant go down stairs, only up. (i know this is a hard 1)

bust a load in their shampoo

put hot sauce (i mean HOOOOT sauce...i.e. Chili Addicts Revenge) in there drinks. you only need a few drops...

let a racoon loose in there room

put super glue in there "hand lotion"...or shampoo

take a dump on their beds

put an empty keg in their room and call the dean

pour brake fluid on their cars (or paint thinner or eggs)

lodge nails in between their tires and the road, so when they back up theyll flatten their own tires.

when theyre asleep shave all their facial hair

super glue EVERYTHING you can in place

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

if they smoke (pot or cigs), role up a joint/blunt/cig with your pubes and give it to them (or put it in their pack).
go to a pet store and buy as many crickets as you can, let them go in their room.

if possible (at night when no1's home), get a cow and put it in their room. cows cant go down stairs, only up. (i know this is a hard 1)

bust a load in their shampoo

put hot sauce (i mean HOOOOT sauce...i.e. Chili Addicts Revenge) in there drinks. you only need a few drops...

let a racoon loose in there room

put super glue in there "hand lotion"...or shampoo

take a dump on their beds

put an empty keg in their room and call the dean

pour brake fluid on their cars (or paint thinner or eggs)

lodge nails in between their tires and the road, so when they back up theyll flatten their own tires.

when theyre asleep shave all their facial hair

super glue EVERYTHING you can in place

FYI You're sick... And destructive

The best one of late was when this one chick went through and cut all the LAN cables to all the Halo junkies' Xboxes while they were in class.

They started hitting each other when they couldn't play Halo 2. One kid got a fat ass black eye after he got flailed by a controller.

They all packed into a van and went to Best Buy to get cables... it was one of the gayest things I've seen i quite awhile.

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

NOOOOO...not out LAN party !!!

 

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

dress him up for his class

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

FYI You're sick... And destructive
The best one of late was when this one chick went through and cut all the LAN cables to all the Halo junkies' Xboxes while they were in class.

They started hitting each other when they couldn't play Halo 2. One kid got a fat ass black eye after he got flailed by a controller.

They all packed into a van and went to Best Buy to get cables... it was one of the gayest things I've seen i quite awhile.

so...

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

Oh yeah and one more we managed to super glue this guy to his own bedsheets but for this you would need a really dumb person who sleeps shirtless. That was the first time i ever saw a grown man cry.