Chuck Norris........

[23jumpman23 10+ year member]

when chuck does push ups, he doesn't "push up", he pushes the earth down

This is a little more of the responses i was looking for. lol. Wasn't meant to be literal. Obviously Bruce would kill him.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

The interwebz following is about 98% mockery behind the facade of praise.

I hope so, because a guy made famous by the slowest kick (spinning back kick) in martial arts is a joke.

 

[c_james_s 10+ year member]

When Chuck Norris was born he didnt cry, the Dr. did! Why, nobody smacks Chuck Norris!

 

[c_james_s 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down to get the information out of them!