Chuck Norris........

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

How would Bruce do in lightweight MMA?

Would he be the champ assuming he was in his prime?

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

How would Bruce do in lightweight MMA?Would he be the champ assuming he was in his prime?

He wouldent do MMA because he wasnt a homosexual

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

chuck noris is coming to a town near me.....really....i might go and ask him who was right

Ask him why he got kicked out of SKA.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Chuck was banned from SKA for life

I was banned from the tracks for life

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but yeah...Bruce owned Norris...broke his leg and shyt

 

[greendragonslim 10+ year member]

when chuck does push ups, he doesn't "push up", he pushes the earth down

But yea, Lee is better

 

[Enellz 10+ year member]

when chuck does push ups, he doesn't "push up", he pushes the earth down
But yea, Lee is better

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

 

[tc3k101 5,000+ posts]

On a serious not when chuck and bruce made that movie together in the 70's ?
Well apparently chuck got mad because bruce hit him a little to hard and they started going at it for a bit and chuck got owned //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif fcked his ego up lol

On a more serious note, Bruce was a legitimate martial artist. Chuck was banned from SKA for life because he could not complete a special training (5 year olds can complete these), so like a genuine douche, he decided to invent his own style and make him self high dick cheese of the art.

for serious?

 

[c_james_s 10+ year member]

Chuck would win hands down. Why? Because he is so fast he can run around the world and hit himself in the back of the head! How could you beat that!

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

for serious?

For dead fucking serious. I have no idea how that loser got such a huge band wagon of nut huggers on the internet.

 

[tc3k101 5,000+ posts]

For dead fucking serious. I have no idea how that loser got such a huge band wagon of nut huggers on the internet.

you learn something new everyday //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

any thing i can read up on bruce really kicking his ***?

 

[pd8731]

Bruce Lee is dead, so I'm pretty sure Chuck has already won.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

you learn something new everyday //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
any thing i can read up on bruce really kicking his ***?

Yea. Google it.

 

[tc3k101 5,000+ posts]

Yea. Google it.

lol already did book marked cause its a long story

 

[mikey7182 10+ year member]

For dead fucking serious. I have no idea how that loser got such a huge band wagon of nut huggers on the internet.

The interwebz following is about 98% mockery behind the facade of praise.

 

[c_james_s 10+ year member]

Did you know Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on? Not because hes afraid of the dark but because the darks afraid of him!