Chuck Norris........

[23jumpman23 10+ year member]

Well me and my girlfriend have been arguing for a week about how much of a bad *** Chuck Norris is. She says Bruce Lee would murder him. Anyone care to enlighten her with a lil knowledge?

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[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

Your girlfriend is clearly a commie.

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

Chuck Norris is a *** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[BASSMEKANIK 10+ year member]

chuck ftw!!!

all bullshit aside... he's really a nice down to earth guy. ive done some work with him on tha set of "walker texas ranger" years ago. and yea, he really can kick some ***. but however he is short guy, he dont like to work with people taller than him. he's only like 5'6" or so... i found that funny when i first met him...

Bass

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

bruce has already kicked chucks ***

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

Bruce is dead, Chuck won. Bruce can no longer breed.

Chuck appeared to lose but gave Bruce a "death touch".

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Well me and my girlfriend have been arguing for a week about how much of a bad *** Chuck Norris is. She says Bruce Lee would murder him. Anyone care to enlighten her with a lil knowledge?

Chuck Norris is a bitch. Bruce Lee did murder him.

 

[RedlineAccord 10+ year member]

Norris/Walken '12

 

[bumpweLL.nYc 10+ year member]

even the American from Enter The Dragon would woop Chuck

 

[Enellz 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris' tears could care cancer, too bad he doesnt cry.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

On a serious not when chuck and bruce made that movie together in the 70's ?

Well apparently chuck got mad because bruce hit him a little to hard and they started going at it for a bit and chuck got owned //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif fcked his ego up lol

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

On a serious not when chuck and bruce made that movie together in the 70's ?
Well apparently chuck got mad because bruce hit him a little to hard and they started going at it for a bit and chuck got owned //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif fcked his ego up lol

On a more serious note, Bruce was a legitimate martial artist. Chuck was banned from SKA for life because he could not complete a special training (5 year olds can complete these), so like a genuine douche, he decided to invent his own style and make him self high dick cheese of the art.

 

[blazeplacid 10+ year member]

chuck noris is coming to a town near me.....really....i might go and ask him who was right

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Bruce lee //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[MTX520 10+ year member]

Bruce lee //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

X2!!!!!X2!!!!!X2!!!!!!X2!!!!!!