Chuck Norris Sues over his net fame...

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

What if they put your plane on a giant treadmill, would it take off.

chuck norris disapproves of dumb riddles. may the beard be with you.

 

[chillin 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris puts viagra in his eyes so he looks hard:fyi:

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

Chuck Norris puts viagra in his eyes so he looks hard:fyi:

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[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Chuck norris could solve all of pjvoc's dumb riddles.

Chuck norris beat a brick wall in tennis.

Chuck norris counted to infinity twice.

Dont know if those were said already.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

yes.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

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[GSRswapandslow 10+ year member]

chuck norris ***** me

and i payed him

 

[mr Tibbs 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris once had a testicle counting contest with Lance Armstrong. Chuck won by 12!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

chuck norris once delivered a baby and instead of spanking the babies bottom. he roundhouse kicked it and then reimpregnated the mother.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

chuck norris once said

STFU with all the chuck norris jokes.

 

[mr Tibbs 10+ year member]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[mr Tibbs 10+ year member]

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

when chuck norris goes to the sperm bank they dont hand him a little cup. they give him a 55 gal. drum.

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

chuck Norris once went to the virgin islands for a vacation....now they are just known as the islands.

 

[ARSkemp 10+ year member]

Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action," says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/en_nm/norris_lawsuit_dc

WTF? People actually believe these things?

 

[zthumper 10+ year member]

WTF? People actually believe these things?

u mean that they're not true?