Canadian Joke

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

A Canadian, who can't stand the cold anymore, decides to leave Canada.

He packs up, ties a sled on the roof of his car, and tells his wife, "I'm going to drive south until somebody asks me what's on the roof of my car. That's where we're going to settle down"

So he makes it all the way to Alabama, and finally a guy asks him what the sled is. He is so overjoyed, he immediately buys a house, starts looking for a job, and calls his friends back in Canada to tell them he's found his new home.

A month later, his buddy comes down from Canada to see him, but upon arriving at his friend's new house, he finds it completely empty. The buddy goes looks over and sees the neighbour standing outside drinking a beer.

He asks "Have you seen the guy who bought this house?"

The neighbor says,"Not for a couple of weeks. The last time I saw him he'd pack up things, and was heading north with a nigger tied to the roof of his car"

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[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

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[NewAgeKing 5,000+ posts]

Lol

 

[DonH 5,000+ posts]

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lulz

 

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

lol

 

[GearGuy2001 10+ year member]

hahaha

 

[Bodar 10+ year member]

ha ha, i gotta remember that one....

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I must admit, it took me about 45 seconds before I got it.

 

[canadapettit 10+ year member]

We have black people in Canada

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I didn't see a single black person in 10 days of turkey hunting MIssouri.

 

[hrtbrk1 5,000+ posts]

i sitll don't get it

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

We have black people in Canada

Do you keep them all in one place, or are they free to move around with the normal citizens?

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

i sitll don't get it

Just laugh at the N word.....Prolly what everyone else has done or will do.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Cliffs for the tards:

The guy is going to drive as far north as possible until noone knows what a nigger is. Just like he did with his sled.